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      09-26-2014, 10:57 PM   #881
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I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.
Sounds like a good excuse for a few shots of "NyQuil"
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      09-26-2014, 11:08 PM   #882
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Yes, three heinekens in a week gets me the title!
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      09-26-2014, 11:14 PM   #883
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Yes, three heinekens in a week gets me the title!
Check that...

*alcoholic in denial
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      09-26-2014, 11:27 PM   #884
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Check that...

*alcoholic in denial
haha

Dude, I'm sober, just so damn tired. I need a night out and go insane with my Peter, 2 more weeks of being the only parent and the first one is always the worst, the workload gets anyone.
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      09-26-2014, 11:37 PM   #885
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haha

Dude, I'm sober, just so damn tired. I need a night out and go insane with my Peter, 2 more weeks of being the only parent and the first one is always the worst, the workload gets anyone.
I'm just fuckin wit chu boo
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      09-26-2014, 11:55 PM   #886
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I'm just fuckin wit chu boo
I have a sense of humor, I just don't use it!
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      09-27-2014, 12:16 AM   #887
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Dude, you've never been drunk enough if you can't tell the difference.

Get better soon.
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Sounds like a good excuse for a few shots of "NyQuil"
As of now cough drop and ibuprofen is good enough. If worse, nyquill is next.
Glad that it isn't flu. Flu and I don't get along really well.
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      09-27-2014, 12:18 AM   #888
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never mix business with pleasure.

be sure to fire her first.
She's a temp, her assignment is over on Oct 6
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      09-27-2014, 02:58 PM   #889
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i think it's time to start some daytime drinking. i have a few double IPAs left from last night. this could get weird.
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well you don't have much choice then. fuggin toss it in her, bro.
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things might have gotten a little out of hand tonight. not even midnight and i'm here. dafuq
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      09-29-2014, 07:03 AM   #892
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I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.


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I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.


It also resulted in a $100 cab ride because I had the Arabic cab driver guy drive me in circles in downtown trying to locate my bike...., ahhhh good times.

Found out in the AM it was parked next to a dumpster in a dark corner, under a tree, so now it has a million little sap spots all over it.
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      09-29-2014, 05:18 PM   #894
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Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?
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      09-29-2014, 06:05 PM   #895
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Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?
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      09-30-2014, 06:32 AM   #896
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Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?
In the midst of my complete shittiness, I did wake up from my slumber half on the couch, half on the floor, with a tele number in my pocket. So I guess it wasn't a total loss, other than some dignity and skin off my palm.

I also learned a lot. My cab driver was from Jordan, his favorite food from there is the same as me (kibbeh naya), his ex wife is a succubus, and his name was Muhammahd....,


I live a very interesting life...,
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I can only imagine. Mine seems so stale, im not meeting all these jordanians and getting ladies numbers! What will i have to tell my children when im older. "When i was your age!!! I uhhh went to school and work!"

Gonna have some sick thanksgiving stories about that one time i stayed up late.

I like to think im gonna be that crazy grandpa dropping E and havin old lady orgies tho
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Grant it, I really don't remember much of the night, except tripping over my own feet running and slamming into the ground while everyone chuckled...., it was fun.


Normally all I do is work, I don't go out too often. Trying to pay off a bunch of debt I've built up this year from new furniture and stuff, so when I do go out for a night, I make sure it was damn well worth it.
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Nobody gunna post in here tonight? Well thats just fine. Let me tell you a secret why, little guy.


I made a pot roast sandwich, then I realized its better than a manwich.
Got in a scruffle with my lovely ex.
Was a little upset, so I grabbed a box of Chex.
Drank a bottle of Coppola Cabernet
I'm a wee bit drunk in this thread today
for this hooker, I do not want to pay
so I kicked her in the cooch, yay yay yay


... it sounded a lot better with the beat in my head, I swear.
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      10-01-2014, 07:40 PM   #900
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In the midst of my complete shittiness, I did wake up from my slumber half on the couch, half on the floor, with a tele number in my pocket. So I guess it wasn't a total loss, other than some dignity and skin off my palm.

I also learned a lot. My cab driver was from Jordan, his favorite food from there is the same as me (kibbeh naya), his ex wife is a succubus, and his name was Muhammahd....,


I live a very interesting life...,
You drink alcohol? That's Haraam.
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You drink alcohol? That's Haraam.
Allah akbar, mate.


(sp?) on the whole akbar thing.


You smoke hookah? Get down on some narghile?
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Nobody gunna post in here tonight? Well thats just fine. Let me tell you a secret why, little guy.


I made a pot roast sandwich, then I realized its better than a manwich.
Got in a scruffle with my lovely ex.
Was a little upset, so I grabbed a box of Chex.
Drank a bottle of Coppola Cabernet
I'm a wee bit drunk in this thread today
for this hooker, I do not want to pay
so I kicked her in the cooch, yay yay yay


... it sounded a lot better with the beat in my head, I swear.
I hate that I always forget about this thread when I'm drunk. I need to bookmark it in my phone for tonight or tomorrow night.
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