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      02-14-2016, 04:30 PM   #3257
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Yup, especially if I've only been off the market for 2 [non-consecutive] years of my miserable life during this "holiday" that is traditionally spent drinking shots of 151 (but more recently lesser alcohols like vodka or beer) until my liver is ready to eject itself from me like a Chestburster since its damned owner can't handle being single in general since he only successfully scored with his left palm until he was 27
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lesser alcohols like vodka
What the fuck? Oh you're gonna pay for this, fancy boy
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What the fuck? Oh you're gonna pay for this, fancy boy
I mean... Less INTENSE alcohols... Compared to 151, of course.
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I mean... Less INTENSE alcohols... Compared to 151, of course.
Intense? What's intense?
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Intense? What's intense?
Scale of alcohols in respect to moods:
151 (most intense): "I HURT MYSELF TO FEEL ALIVE!!"
Most 80-proof alcohols (vodka, tequila, rum, gin, etc. / slightly less): "Life sucks, but still gets the job done."
Beer/Wine: "It may take more to get to Drunkenville, but at least I'll enjoy the ride."
Light beer: "Who the fuck am I kidding?"
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Now to break away from that controversy-causing topic... I earned $14 getting a new microwave!
(The $108.99 is due to 9% tax)
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I mean... Less INTENSE alcohols... Compared to 151, of course.
I agree already called him and Axius pansy boys for vodka. That's one step above Zima on the drinking scale.
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I agree already called him and Axius pansy boys for vodka. That's one step above Zima on the drinking scale.
Why are you not eaten by the cannibals yet?
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      02-15-2016, 10:59 AM   #3268
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I agree already called him and Axius pansy boys for vodka. That's one step above Zima on the drinking scale.
Hey now, I don't mind some Crown or black label every now and then. Can't afford that constant lifestyle. $1 beers all day.
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Looks like i'll be making some new purchases soon. A good friend of mine just sent me this email....

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I wanted to tell you about my cousin’s gun collection. He inherited about $300-$500K worth of guns and ammo from his dad who was an FFL. I was over there on Saturday. It is 100’s and 100’s of guns. He will sell them for the value on his Dad’s books. Basically, it is every pistol, rifle or shotgun you could imagine – from Barrett .50’s to .22’s. I think he is keeping the Barretts. He has many of them in their original boxes. I wanted a 10/22 for Hunter and bought a stainless one for like $100 from him. To give you an idea he had like 15 10/22’s in original boxes. Imagine Shoot Straight…stuffed in a garage. Also has like 20k-30K rounds of ammo. I never thought I would want one, but we were looking at a stainless, lever action 45-70 with a short 16” barrel and a beautiful laminate wood stock. It was so cool. He had like 5 of them in original boxes. I think I will be adopting one at some point too.

It blew my mind. It is all in a garage and a trailer for the time being – with everything stacked up on everything else, so it was hard to get a full idea of what you were looking at. He had maybe 5 safes with 50-100 guns in them. Plus, boxes of new guns in boxes just stacked up. He had like 10 Glock 20’s (10mm) some of them ported. Pretty cool stuff. Bunch of 1911’s. More AR’s then you could count in every configuration. He is building a 50 x 80 ft metal building to use as a shop where he will lay it all out. It will have a monsterous walk-in safe.
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Oh I hate you like nobody else on this planet right now...
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Why are you not eaten by the cannibals yet?
I know you would think they would enjoy low fat
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I know you would think they would enjoy low fat
Fat is flavor, Moddy.
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Fat is flavor, Moddy.
Also easier to catch and roast!
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Fat is flavor, Moddy.
Some canibals could be health conscious
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Fat is flavor, Moddy.
Mmmmmm...long pork
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Some canibals could be health conscious
Excuse me sir, but do you have documents like store receipts from Harris Teeter showing you are gluten free before I eat your face off?
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Mmmmmm...long pork
Glad you remember the important things I've taught you.
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