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      03-31-2019, 03:44 PM   #133
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      10-26-2020, 04:44 PM   #139
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1MOREMOD Where is the assistant at these days?
Assistant? Do you mean Rosy?
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1MOREMOD Where is the assistant at these days?
Which one?
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      10-27-2020, 06:44 AM   #142
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Which one?
This one.

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Oh damn forgot about that post. She don't come around no more either
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Wow, the relative silence is deafening. Obviously anyone not coming on here and posting that they have never cheated, HAVE CHEATED!!!

On the other hand, maybe the ones who post that they haven’t, HAVE!! Methinks they protest too much...

Lol, j/k...

I wonder how many significant others of posters here have access to this forum and know their handles...
I thought of this and since women will spin it no matter what, I thought no answer was best. Heres my assistant at work.
"The Wall" will not be kind to her. It's a trick, run away, quickly...!
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Have you ever cheated on your significant other?

Twice, once when I was 18 and again when I was 21. Both girls were hurt. I don't care how tough you are, it cuts deep.
I was cheated on pretty much in the same manner that I cheated. So I was humbled myself, it cut deep.

I cheated, the guilt cut deep. I got cheated on, that also cut deep.

Never was worth it to me, but I had to make the mistake twice to learn, and experience the other end once to really understand the full depth of it.

Married now, and yet the temptations and the spiritual attacks are harder now than I have ever experienced before. Definitely could not endure this alone.
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Married now, and yet the temptations and the spiritual attacks are harder now than I have ever experienced before. Definitely could not endure this alone.
Just fuck a hooker. You pay them to go away, not stay. They also are not going to run and tell your wife or group of friends. It's just sex. Very acceptable in many countries just not in the USA(yet). This is what feminists want.
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Married now, and yet the temptations and the spiritual attacks are harder now than I have ever experienced before. Definitely could not endure this alone.
Just fuck a hooker. You pay them to go away, not stay. They also are not going to run and tell your wife or group of friends. It's just sex. Very acceptable in many countries just not in the USA(yet). This is what feminists want.
Do the feminists even know what they want?
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Do the feminists even know what they want?
Not that I am aware of
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Do the feminists even know what they want?
Besides Deez Nuts?????
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Just fuck a hooker. You pay them to go away, not stay. They also are not going to run and tell your wife or group of friends. It's just sex. Very acceptable in many countries just not in the USA(yet). This is what feminists want.
I feel like prostitution isn't widely accepted here because.....well, have you seen MOST hookers in the US? I don't know, maybe one day UNICEF will get in the prostitution business, until then; maybe in another country, but not here.....maybe in Vegas.....maybe.

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Do the feminists even know what they want?
Of course they do. They want their money and they want it now. Seems like JG Wentworth should get into the pimp game.
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I feel like prostitution isn't widely accepted here because.....well, have you seen MOST hookers in the US? I don't know, maybe one day UNICEF will get in the prostitution business, until then; maybe in another country, but not here.....maybe in Vegas.....maybe.
Not in Clark County (Las Vegas)!

I was out in Nevada for a race over 20 years ago, riding as navigator in an open-road race. The driver/car owner was probably not even 21 yet, and lived with his parents in Las Vegas.

The drivers' meeting for the race was in Ely, and sponsored by The Green Lantern brothel a few doors down.

Several times from before we left Vegas until the drivers' meeting in Ely, he started talking about finding the prettiest prostitute in Ely, paying her the $200/hour fee, and doing all kinds of unmentionable fantasy acts.

When we got to the drivers' meeting, there were two of the most skanky ho's humanity could muster sitting on the stage on folding chairs. I nudged the driver, telling him that those were his prostitutes. He said that I was wrong, clinging to his fantasy. I replied that they most certainly were, and the only question that I had was whether they were the owner's two ugliest employees who weren't busy, or his two prettiest employees trying to drum up business from us out-of-towners?

A few minutes later, the emcee slash brothel owner did an intro. "...And now to present the award for best-of-show at this afternoon's race car show on Main Street, Miss Green Lantern..."

Needless to say, his fantasy was dashed in an instant! Being the supportive navigator, I pulled to franklins out of my pocket, handed them to him, and told him to go to town! Let me tell you, the sight of those two was more effective than salt peter, and even caused me over 6 months of, um, equipment dysfunction from just seeing them on-stage.

Long story short, I wouldn't poke them with *anyone's* 10-foot barge pole.....
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