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      09-16-2014, 10:25 PM   #727
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I'm not drunk right now... That is because last night, I was so drunk I passed out while I was taking a leak. I woke up on the floor of my bathroom next to the toilet.

Yup...
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      09-16-2014, 10:27 PM   #728
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I'm not drunk right now... That is because last night, I was so drunk I passed out while I was taking a leak. I woke up on the floor of my bathroom next to the toilet.

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On the tile or do you have one of those toilet mats?



@lups just one beer?
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      09-16-2014, 10:30 PM   #729
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On the tile or do you have one of those toilet mats?



@lups just one beer?
Tile.. with my back against the cabinet thing that sits on the floor. I fell back and my back hit the corner and I have a foot long scratch going up my back. I just glad my face didn't hit the rim of the toilet. That would have sucked.
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      09-16-2014, 10:35 PM   #730
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Tile.. with my back against the cabinet thing that sits on the floor. I fell back and my back hit the corner and I have a foot long scratch going up my back. I just glad my face didn't hit the rim of the toilet. That would have sucked.
lol I haven't been that drunk since my University days
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      09-16-2014, 10:41 PM   #731
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On the tile or do you have one of those toilet mats?



@lups just one beer?
Dude, you have to start somewhere. I had a great day so this is how I will end it.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-16-2014, 10:41 PM   #732
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lol I haven't been that drunk since my University days
I haven't been that drunk ever. I didn't even drink that much.

This is all Lups' fault btw.
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      09-16-2014, 10:57 PM   #733
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I haven't been that drunk ever. I didn't even drink that much.

This is all Lups' fault btw.
HEY NOW! Just because I was the company involved, I did not give you alcohol!

I would've after the day you had, but the distance alone made it impossible. Go get a beer wah and stop whining like a little bitch.

That smiley kind of shows your face from the morning perfectly.
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      09-16-2014, 11:02 PM   #734
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opening the second one. Just to make sure everyone who read the blog knows: I never have time to do this, but this day rocked so well, I think even a third one is an option. Then we have a drunken Lups and forum still open. Sorry for that guys.
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      09-16-2014, 11:23 PM   #735
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I'm feelin some spaghetti in about an hour or so
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      09-16-2014, 11:31 PM   #736
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I'm feelin some spaghetti in about an hour or so
Go eat.

OP as a drinking thread, you should not pass out first, you know?
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      09-16-2014, 11:34 PM   #737
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Go eat.

OP as a drinking thread, you should not pass out first, you know?
I gotchu luscious
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      09-16-2014, 11:34 PM   #738
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this thread can be renamed to "Get Banned Here"

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Should I go first?

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Hold on, getting a beer.
954Stealth & Lups are very brave.



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      09-16-2014, 11:38 PM   #739
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954Stealth & Lups are very brave.



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Dude, have you ever ventured to the F8x forum? No way this shit is bad compared to the totals bs I write there. I have no idea how I'm on this forum still, though I'm not complaining, this is a fun place.

I'd ban myself in seconds if I had the power.
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      09-16-2014, 11:43 PM   #740
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Dude, have you ever ventured to the F8x forum? No way this shit is bad compared to the totals bs I write there. I have no idea how I'm on this forum still, though I'm not complaining, this is a fun place.

I'd ban myself in seconds if I had the power.
I usually go to F8x M3/4 VS forum.
My heart is still with E9x and E9x forum.
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      09-16-2014, 11:58 PM   #741
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I usually go to F8x M3/4 VS forum.
My heart is still with E9x and E9x forum.
LOL that car is the reason i live in this boring country. I loved them enough to move here. I just could not find one, with any standards.

Fu car salesmen of this country.
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      09-17-2014, 12:36 AM   #742
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I'm feelin some spaghetti in about an hour or so
UPDATE: Ended up eating 2 cups of vanilla Greek yogurt mixed with a scoop of chocolate whey protein

I'll keep you guys and girls posted on what squishy does next...

You're welcome
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UPDATE: Ended up eating 2 cups of vanilla Greek yogurt mixed with a scoop of chocolate whey protein

I'll keep you guys and girls posted on what squishy does next...

You're welcome
Thanks for the update. You do not need to update what happens inside the bathroom.


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LOL that car is the reason i live in this boring country. I loved them enough to move here. I just could not find one, with any standards.

Fu car salesmen of this country.
During my undergrad years, I was selling cars (Acura, Honda, Mitsubishi, and Mazda) to pay for school. It was fun old days. Back then, there were no KBB/Edmunds on pricing.

Now, all these websited, and websales junk cuts away all the sales ppl's commission. After I graduated, I quit.
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      09-17-2014, 01:28 AM   #744
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Ok, I stepped away but Im going to sleep now.
but i want a snack
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      09-17-2014, 05:39 AM   #745
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This could get interesting....
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This would be a great confession thread. Because you know the truth comes out when you’re tanked!
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I'm tanked most of the time when I'm on this forum. I thought that was what OT was for. Didn't think we needed a dedicated thread for this.

While I'm still in the groove, fuck Bailey's rock at the end the night. It's like drinking hot chocolate as a kid.
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I'm tanked most of the time when I'm on this forum. I thought that was what OT was for. Didn't think we needed a dedicated thread for this.

While I'm still in the groove, fuck Bailey's rock at the end the night. It's like drinking hot chocolate as a kid.
I don't think that is everyone though, @NKC
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