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      10-16-2014, 07:34 AM   #287
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The Eaton plant is hosting a golf outing on the 27th. Free beers, no work, good looking beer cart girls. Last year was a hoot. Plastered by the 2nd tee box.


I like to set a good example for my company.
Sounds like fun. Take photos for us!
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      10-22-2014, 10:11 PM   #288
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I am posting here because the title told me so.

Those things that come over the other stuff was like ok and then you know what? I want a piece of cheese.

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I'm not having cheese because the cheese I have is stupid. And so was that jackass on Jeopardy tonight. He was probably smart but he looked like a stupid douche. If I had some bacon, I might wrap the cheese around the bacon.

But I have not bacon and so I type here to the world, alone, baconless, a faceless poster on the world wide web of solitude and despair and people who need to increase their cholesterol.

I no longer want cheese. I want bacon.
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      10-23-2014, 01:14 PM   #289
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Cheese-flavored bacon?

For cheese just off the block, I dig the Manchego from Costco.
Trader Joes has a cheese like Manchego, but it's soaked in red wine for a while. Munchable!!!
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      10-23-2014, 06:57 PM   #290
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Bet noone is here but me tonight.


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Bacon.


My old man is coming down from MI on Saturday, and I know he is going to drink every bottle of Cab I have here, even if I hide it. SHIT.
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      10-23-2014, 07:21 PM   #291
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Bet noone is here but me tonight.


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Bacon.


My old man is coming down from MI on Saturday, and I know he is going to drink every bottle of Cab I have here, even if I hide it. SHIT.
Solution: YOU drink EVERY bottle of Cab you have tonight. Then there is nothing to hide, and the forums will be an interesting place to visit in the morning.

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      10-23-2014, 07:44 PM   #292
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Bruh, I've got some Pizza Hut with bacon on it if that counts. I'm drunk. Thank you, gin.
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      10-23-2014, 07:55 PM   #293
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Solution: YOU drink EVERY bottle of Cab you have tonight. Then there is nothing to hide, and the forums will be an interesting place to visit in the morning.

Pffffttt, if I did that, I wouldn't make it to the computer. It's already taking every ounce of envery to post here as it is.


Besides I have stuffs to do. Like send work emails and shit.
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      10-23-2014, 07:59 PM   #294
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Pffffttt, if I did that, I wouldn't make it to the computer. It's already taking every ounce of envery to post here as it is.


Besides I have stuffs to do. Like send work emails and shit.
Work is boring. Drink and be fun instead.
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      10-23-2014, 08:06 PM   #295
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Work is boring. Drink and be fun instead.
I'm doing both. If I pretend to be professional, I feel superior. MY SUPERIORNESS IS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION. THEY THINK IM SOBER, HA, HUMBUG. I PLAYED A FOOL ON YOU, SIR.
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      10-23-2014, 08:33 PM   #296
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I'm doing both. If I pretend to be professional, I feel superior. MY SUPERIORNESS IS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION. THEY THINK IM SOBER, HA, HUMBUG. I PLAYED A FOOL ON YOU, SIR.
Bro, I'm way too drunk to comprehend. Drinking Bombay Sapphire now. :| WHERE IS @Lups AND EVERYBODY ELSE
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      10-23-2014, 09:42 PM   #297
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Bro, I'm way too drunk to comprehend. Drinking Bombay Sapphire now. :| WHERE IS @Lups AND EVERYBODY ELSE
I'll get a beer. The day I've had I'll even try to stay up for a second one.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-24-2014, 04:14 PM   #298
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Shall we begin?
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      10-24-2014, 04:19 PM   #299
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Shall we begin?
I wish. :| I don't get off of work until 6:30, and I need to go pick up my parents from the airport at 8:00 and probably won't get home and start drinking until 8:30, if that.
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Yeah who knows where I'll be by then. Good luck broski.
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Well I do have guaranteed ass lined up, but that's not until like 9ish.
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      10-24-2014, 04:27 PM   #302
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Got off work early..... Cracked open my first beer....

T-Minus 2 Hours before Drunkenness....
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      10-24-2014, 04:30 PM   #303
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A noob. Welcome broski. Welcome to the land of paradise within majesty and greatness.
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Okay. I am drink.
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      10-24-2014, 10:26 PM   #305
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Just opened a bottle of wine. After the week I've had, I'm trying to stay awake for two glasses!
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      10-25-2014, 01:43 PM   #306
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Okay. I am drink.
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      10-25-2014, 02:25 PM   #307
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Started early today!
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      10-25-2014, 11:13 PM   #308
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This is my first time posting on this thread, but I have been trolling on bummer post for a lobg time now.

Tonight is the first time I have been drunk for a long time, even thought I during all weekend every weekend.

I have been visiting this thread once Ina while for a while and I decided to post for the first time because I am drunk for the first time without company to distract me.

The golck 30 ikeep under my bed is calling to me. I have suffers loss a few too many times, and I have thinking about this for as long as I can remember.

I think the only reason I haven't taken myself out yet is because maybe I'm too scared to do it, or strong Ugh not to. Not sure which one.

I won't do it toning, because I have to do Lau dry tomorrow, but more and more I'm realizing that there is no need for me to stay here. Truth be told, I NEVER belonged here tobegin with. Should ojust be a man and go through with it, pe continue to go through themotinons until the next deployment or caged decides that motorcyclists done deserve to be on the road or some knuckhead decides that whT I have in. Y pocket is worth a life sentence? Of course I'm not so fluid with my thought? But I'm drinking and no company to keep me occupied and I was looking pictures of cars on this forum that I would never be able to have so I'm torn betewwn my normal thoughts and thought of hope for what is the reason why e work so hRd when no one appreciates what we do... unless it sounds nice to say we support the troops or thank you for your service when at the same time the ones who are SUPPOSED to stick with you always turn their back on you.

Forgive the rant. I will Ben
Better tomorrow, wetber I pull the trigger ot not.
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