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      10-29-2014, 08:03 PM   #353
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I wonder what having a giraffe as a pet would be like. I mean, do you walk it?
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When you take your pet giraffe home be sure not to go under low overpass bridges. Can be a real bitch to clean up that mess.

Hey, a Hangover reference in the drunk thread.
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I wonder what having a giraffe as a pet would be like. I mean, do you walk it?
haha that'd be interesting like when you're eating....

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      10-29-2014, 08:09 PM   #356
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That's pretty cool. I'm sure you need some kind of giraffe permit. Talk about a chick magnet. Wanna pet my giraffe?
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That's pretty cool. I'm sure you need some kind of giraffe permit. Talk about a chick magnet. Wanna pet my giraffe?
= next level "cute puppy" game
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      10-29-2014, 08:30 PM   #359
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has anyone seen a baby giraffe?

FUCK MY LIFE. CUTEST THING EVAR.

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      10-29-2014, 08:32 PM   #360
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Shit now I really want one. Wonder if they eat bacon
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      10-29-2014, 09:18 PM   #362
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has anyone seen a baby giraffe?

FUCK MY LIFE. CUTEST THING EVAR.
That thing is almost as ugly as Pugs... Almost.
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      10-29-2014, 09:21 PM   #363
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That thing is almost as ugly as Pugs... Almost.
Dude. Screw you and your 2014 join date. Pugs are beautiful, and the baby giraffes have 10x the offerings of a pug.


I dismiss you from this thread from here on out. Final warning.
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Dude. Screw you and your 2014 join date. Pugs are beautiful, and the baby giraffes have 10x the offerings of a pug.


I dismiss you from this thread from here on out. Final warning.
Pugs look like they were in a face on collision and survived.
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Pugs look like they were in a face on collision and survived.
What's not adorable about a severe crash victim with face denormality? HUH? NOTHING.
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What's not adorable about a severe crash victim with face denormality? HUH? NOTHING.
Going with everything on this one Bob. There is everything not adorable about a severe crash victim with facial deformity.
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Zoe Saldana has a nice ass
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      10-29-2014, 09:54 PM   #368
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Zoe Saldana has a nice ass
Can confirm.. among other things. But cannot tell what movies I know her from.

-edit- Ah, new Uhura.

All in all... replying in this thread is far better than other decisions I may or may not have made in recent history.
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      10-30-2014, 06:41 AM   #369
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Zoe Saldana has a nice ass
She's nice on the eyes.
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      10-30-2014, 07:40 AM   #370
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Ok I'm sober now, and I still want a giraffe.
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      10-30-2014, 09:24 AM   #371
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You seen the mess in that giraffe cage? Who's gonna clean that shit up?!! It's bad enough with all the fiber they eat, but their ass is 8 feet from the ground!!! Shit hits at about 98 MPH and splatters EVERYWHERE


Still think they are cute?
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You seen the mess in that giraffe cage? Who's gonna clean that shit up?!! It's bad enough with all the fiber they eat, but their ass is 8 feet from the ground!!! Shit hits at about 98 MPH and splatters EVERYWHERE


Still think they are cute?
Yes, I'm ready for the challenge.
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You seen the mess in that giraffe cage? Who's gonna clean that shit up?!! It's bad enough with all the fiber they eat, but their ass is 8 feet from the ground!!! Shit hits at about 98 MPH and splatters EVERYWHERE


Still think they are cute?
I'm sure you've seen a human baby take a shit. People still think they are cute and want one of their own for some reason....
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I can claim for a fact that I never had the misfortune to have to change my son's shitty diaper. I always kept a female family member close at hand, and they were more than happy to do it.
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