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      09-26-2014, 08:14 AM   #155
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The same girl told me she is splitting with her man! Jungle fever here I "cum"!
never mix business with pleasure.

be sure to fire her first.
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      09-26-2014, 09:52 AM   #156
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I chose not to do it myself...
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      09-26-2014, 09:58 AM   #157
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Good decision buddy

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      09-26-2014, 10:34 AM   #158
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I chose not to do it myself...
I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't a little disappointed.


However, I like you more when you're not in jail.
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      09-26-2014, 10:58 AM   #159
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damn. i missed whatever this was.
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      09-26-2014, 10:04 PM   #160
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Yes, opened a beer again...
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-26-2014, 10:11 PM   #161
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I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.
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I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.
Dude, you've never been drunk enough if you can't tell the difference.

Get better soon.
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Yes, opened a beer again...
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      09-26-2014, 10:57 PM   #164
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I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.
Sounds like a good excuse for a few shots of "NyQuil"
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      09-26-2014, 11:08 PM   #165
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Alcoholic
Yes, three heinekens in a week gets me the title!
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      09-26-2014, 11:14 PM   #166
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Yes, three heinekens in a week gets me the title!
Check that...

*alcoholic in denial
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      09-26-2014, 11:27 PM   #167
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Check that...

*alcoholic in denial
haha

Dude, I'm sober, just so damn tired. I need a night out and go insane with my Peter, 2 more weeks of being the only parent and the first one is always the worst, the workload gets anyone.
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      09-26-2014, 11:37 PM   #168
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haha

Dude, I'm sober, just so damn tired. I need a night out and go insane with my Peter, 2 more weeks of being the only parent and the first one is always the worst, the workload gets anyone.
I'm just fuckin wit chu boo
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I'm just fuckin wit chu boo
I have a sense of humor, I just don't use it!
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      09-27-2014, 12:16 AM   #170
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Dude, you've never been drunk enough if you can't tell the difference.

Get better soon.
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Sounds like a good excuse for a few shots of "NyQuil"
As of now cough drop and ibuprofen is good enough. If worse, nyquill is next.
Glad that it isn't flu. Flu and I don't get along really well.
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      09-27-2014, 12:18 AM   #171
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be sure to fire her first.
She's a temp, her assignment is over on Oct 6
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      09-27-2014, 02:58 PM   #172
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i think it's time to start some daytime drinking. i have a few double IPAs left from last night. this could get weird.
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      09-27-2014, 03:00 PM   #173
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She's a temp, her assignment is over on Oct 6
well you don't have much choice then. fuggin toss it in her, bro.
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      09-28-2014, 12:34 AM   #174
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things might have gotten a little out of hand tonight. not even midnight and i'm here. dafuq
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      09-29-2014, 07:03 AM   #175
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I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.


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I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.


It also resulted in a $100 cab ride because I had the Arabic cab driver guy drive me in circles in downtown trying to locate my bike...., ahhhh good times.

Found out in the AM it was parked next to a dumpster in a dark corner, under a tree, so now it has a million little sap spots all over it.
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