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      12-12-2018, 03:10 PM   #2377
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What part of the joke are you not fond of?
The cousin part. My cousin is ugly as hell.
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What part of the joke are you not fond of?
The cousin part. My cousin is ugly as hell.
What's her phone number?
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      12-12-2018, 04:06 PM   #2379
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      12-12-2018, 05:14 PM   #2380
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and coconuts.....
Wait, I thought it only came in bubblegum and cherry flavored.

WHY nobody tells me these things
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Wait, I thought it only came in bubblegum and cherry flavored.

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I'm booked. Thanks!
Wait! Wut? You call her in for a date and she wasnt confused that you got her number out of a car forum? Did she ever asked about?
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Hey all, the last one got a little too large so lets start it over fresh. Lets try to keep the post NON POLITICAL if you can.
Love it hahahaha
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She'll be breaking his heart even before being introduced to the stinger
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She'll be breaking his heart even before being introduced to the stinger
The stinger or dinner???
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