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      03-13-2017, 02:44 PM   #48357
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Rub my belly and talk dirty to me.
Only time I want my belly rubbed is by a cute girl after I smash an amazing steak dinner. #goals
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Best. Answer. Ever.
You need to go out in the general forums and make some posts with that signature. lol
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Only time I want my belly rubbed is by a cute girl after I smash an amazing steak dinner. #goals
Me too.
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You're just a dog, MK! People start talking about dirty shit and all of a sudden, a wild MKSixer shows up!
I refuse to acknowledge this comment.

I just HAPPENED to have a few spare minutes and wandered into the thread and saw an old friend whom I haven't chatted with in a while and all of this action was going on here WITHOUT MY PROMPTING.

I reject your scurrilous comment, sir.
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You need to go out in the general forums and make some posts with that signature. lol
I know. I was thinking about that when I made the change. Maybe I'll do that tonight. I'll start by visiting my buddies in the track chit chat thread.
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      03-13-2017, 02:49 PM   #48363
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Lol what???
I was told you have ice cream.
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Lol what???
I was told you have ice cream.
No, milk shake.
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She took the bait.
Damn! That didn't take long!
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I refuse to acknowledge this comment.

I just HAPPENED to have a few spare minutes and wandered into the thread and saw an old friend whom I haven't chatted with in a while and all of this action was going on here WITHOUT MY PROMPTING.

I reject your scurrilous comment, sir.
I busted you and you know it! "Old friend" haha please! It's ok, MK. This is the internet. You're allowed to leg hump. I'm just giving you shit for it!
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No, milk shake.
Does it have any effect on boys?
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No, milk shake.
Are all the boys coming to the yard?
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I busted you and you know it! "Old friend" haha please! It's ok, MK. This is the internet. You're allowed to leg hump. I'm just giving you shit for it!




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No, milk shake.
Are all the boys coming to the yard?
Sure but most get turned away. Can't afford the entrance fee.
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Sure but most get turned away. Can't afford the entrance fee.
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No, milk shake.
What about fries?

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Sure but most get turned away. Can't afford the entrance fee.
What's the cover charge and is there an ATM inside?
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What about fries?

What's the cover charge and is there an ATM inside?
I wonder if I could put the cover charge on lay-away.
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Lups is in and out of the politics section and Biorin is sharpening a razor or some other edged weapon.
Sharpening... or using.
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