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      03-16-2020, 05:50 PM   #26093
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Just another guy... Can only imagine Michelle's response! I know I'd for in it in a big way!!
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      03-16-2020, 06:03 PM   #26094
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Obama outed for following porn queen on Twitter

https://torontosun.com/news/world/ob...een-on-twitter

Porn star Sara Jay has now lost her most famous Twitter follower, former U.S. President Barack Obama. INSTAGRAM
Michelle must have gotten wise.

Former U.S. President Barack Obama has now unfollowed porn star Sara Jay after an online brouhaha.

Obama’s “indiscretion” was spotted by eagle-eyed Twitter watchers.

Jay, 42, has more than one million Twitter followers and is the star of such classic bonkbusters as 4 Way With Sara Jay, Big Booty Revenge 1 and Superwhores 7.

One Twitter user asked: Why does former President Obama follow porn star Sara Jay?”

Another chimed in: “Finding out that Barack Obama follows Sara Jay is exactly what the world needed today.”

Indeed. But Obama also follows more than 608,000 other accounts of a breathtaking range of people.

Jay also operates her own production company and is a two-decade veteran of the industry.

She thinks Obama may have followed her because she is a “successful woman” who has embraced the entrepreneurial spirit.


“Maybe it’s because I produce, direct, write and manage adult talent for my production company Wyde Syde,” the AVN Hall of Famer boasted.

But behind the giggles was the former president’s formidable wife, Michelle.


Porn star Sara Jay has now lost her most famous Twitter follower, former U.S. President Barack Obama. INSTAGRAM
“Michelle’s about to do MORE than snatching Barack Obama phone. He’s finna be IN TROUBLE. He better unfollow Sara Jay,” one Twitter wrote.

Another added: “Barack my good brother, we love you. But I gotta ask, did you unfollow Sara Jay yet? Because if the black queen Michelle Obama finds out? It’s going to be beyond us, and we won’t be able to save you.”

In 2015, Jay claimed Obama was a follower.

“Everybody watches porno,” she told AllHipHop.com. “Obama follows me on Twitter! I’m just saying.”
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      03-16-2020, 09:21 PM   #26102
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I really wanted to put on my arc flash suit and chase my buddy through somewhere, kinda figured it might go down hill fast though
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