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It's been my experience that Trauma surgeons, OB-GYNs and Urologists have the best stories of any sub-specialties I called on in my previous life.
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Reminds me of an old joke.
"Hey do you know the difference between a banana and a penis?" "No." "Want to go camping sometime?"
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Not yet, but day had just begun
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02-11-2020, 07:50 AM | #5508 |
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Are you this charming in person? Asking for a friend.
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There's not much that can make me feel like a prude, but this thread is taking a run at it.
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You and me both.
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LOL....I just caught this as I haven't been on here much.
I'm 5 feet 7 inches, and almost 200 lbs of lean striated muscle. If that doesn't cut it.....then just remember that EVERYTHING looks bigger when you are shorter!
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Imagine going on Bimmerpost and thinking you will be engaging in conversations about your BMW and other random car chats.
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I was just talking to another clown on Match. She claims she doesn't even have time to ever sit down for dinner. So I asked how she'd ever have time for me then. She immediately blocked me. That was a legit question you tool. Reason #90437634267982349827354826 why women with kids are not good for anything beyond FWB or F buddies. |
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