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      11-30-2018, 09:15 PM   #1607
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I confess I applied to 2 jobs in Vancouver dreaming of the day I'd grab a coffee with bimmette so she could introduce me to my new town.
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Haha! I would. I'm a good tour guide.
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Do you ski?
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Haha! I would. I'm a good tour guide.


Do you ski?
I have taken lessons. Didn't like it. Don't want to break my legs.

Wait, so we aren't off topic: I confess to being scared of skiing and snowboarding and breaking my legs.

I also don't like being cold.
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after cleaning up my apartment after a pregame last night for 40-50 people i came to the conclusion: i would wife myself

i cook, clean, can finally iron shirts, and im good with animals/little kids that aren't mine
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      12-01-2018, 08:32 PM   #1613
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after cleaning up my apartment after a pregame last night for 40-50 people i came to the conclusion: i would wife myself

i cook, clean, can finally iron shirts, and im good with animals/little kids that aren't mine
Good job, bob
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      12-01-2018, 11:23 PM   #1614
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after cleaning up my apartment after a pregame last night for 40-50 people i came to the conclusion: i would wife myself

i cook, clean, can finally iron shirts, and im good with animals/little kids that aren't mine
I might agree. But it depends on what other "services " you provide
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      12-01-2018, 11:27 PM   #1615
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      12-02-2018, 09:35 AM   #1616
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"Blocky platey"? Come again?!

By not blocking your plate, you left the door wide open. He won’t know who you are. He won’t know what you want. He can tell you he doesn’t have money. But what he does have are a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. He will look for you, he will find you, and he will ‘rape’ you.
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I still do it. Wasn't kidding. But until my "DTM" goes away I'm dedicated to finding the source of the issue and if it's my not adhering to BMW rules than I'm learning a hard lesson that I'm willing to take an"L" on. In fact the only reason I didn't change it tonight is because I've finally gotten the "all systems ok message" that I've been trying to seek on this journey.

I LOVE my BMW, don't get it wrong! But when things go wrong I absolutely HATE it and admit to downing it when things happen.

Do I HATE my "child", no. Do I wish it were more reliable? YES! Would I throw it out in the street because it let me down? Not hardly!

Because as a parent of a temperamental child I've learned to deal with its tantrums and know that one day it'll grow up.

I look at my cars as humans. As much as they let me down I know someday that I'll be thankful for what they've done.
You may be all joyful with ‘All Systems OK’ until tomorrow night it reads ‘Part Out’, after 2AM.
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      12-02-2018, 11:20 AM   #1617
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I might agree. But it depends on what other "services " you provide
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      12-02-2018, 11:29 PM   #1618
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I roofied my wife last night like bill Cosby
So I'm safe for a few nights?
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      12-03-2018, 09:00 AM   #1619
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      12-03-2018, 09:35 AM   #1620
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Yeah should be fine
My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.
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Had to look that up, boondock saints guy? I'm thickly accented irish?
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Had to look that up, boondock saints guy? I'm thickly accented irish?
Yes, that guy. All American accent though, more grunty and to the point bad-ass like he talks on the Walking Dead. And cleaner, he always looks like he needs a shower
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Well it is post zombie so probably not a lot of showering going on. Dont watch the show
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My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.
Got the hair right!
I mumble a lot more than that though
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My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.
Do I have a voice (without making anything up here - if not, be honest, it doesn't bother me at all, just curious)?
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Do I have a voice (without making anything up here - if not, be honest, it doesn't bother me at all, just curious)?
Actually yes, you do. It shouldn't be a surprise at all, but it's the Joker from Batman - The original Cesar Romero though. I'm sorry it's not one of the cooler later guys, but it's even cooler that the voice I read your posts in belongs to the OG.

Can't help it.

I also get nicknames that just "fall" into my head for people I see everyday but have no interaction with and have no control over what nicknames come to mind (Corvina Fish Hair, Hatchet Face, Mole head, Yarn Hair, Big Foot, Mr Blue Hat, Laughing Cow, Whitehead - I ride the train with all of them) . I'm pretty sure I'd be classified on some spectrum somewhere if I were to be tested

I guess that's my second confession here today.
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Actually yes, you do. It shouldn't be a surprise at all, but it's the Joker from Batman - The original Cesar Romero though. I'm sorry it's not one of the cooler later guys, but it's even cooler that the voice I read your posts in belongs to the OG.

Can't help it.

I also get nicknames that just "fall" into my head for people I see everyday but have no interaction with and have no control over what nicknames come to mind (Corvina Fish Hair, Hatchet Face, Mole head, Yarn Hair, Big Foot, Mr Blue Hat, Laughing Cow, Whitehead - I ride the train with all of them) . I'm pretty sure I'd be classified on some spectrum somewhere if I were to be tested

I guess that's my second confession here today.
Ha ha, not bad, it is very fitting.

We'd all probably be on the spectrum if tested...I certainly would be. Or at least I believe that I could fool the person administering the test very easily if not.
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Ha ha, not bad, it is very fitting.

We'd all probably be on the spectrum if tested...I certainly would be. Or at least I believe that I could fool the person administering the test very easily if not.
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