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oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah it's freakin Wednesday boys!!!!!!
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There's still lots of day left!!
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I don't have to get them drunk anymore. Handing them 2 bottles of water along with a simple, "You'll understand and thank me soon enough" piques their curiosity.
I'm too old to deal with drunken ladies anymore. If they have to be intoxicated to get it on with me, I'll find one that doesn't. When you get to a certain age, or date women a certain age, what they will do to you sober is way beyond what younger girls will do when they are drunk, plus you don't have to deal with their drunk asses later. |
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Damn misfire
I thought I posted this morning "Gentlemen, start your Wednesday "
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I'm at an Airbnb on business... This is such a buzz kill!
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For those of you who have lost track of the days in a week, it's Wednesday
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I always thought he was a little whacky.
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Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”
And he also wants healthier eyebrows. This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.
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This.
WTF wrickem ?!?!!
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