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      02-13-2019, 12:49 AM   #221
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      02-13-2019, 07:27 AM   #222
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my gf woke me up at 4am this morning just so i wouldnt have to participate in this nonsense
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my gf woke me up at 4am this morning just so i wouldnt have to participate in this nonsense
So Wendy (if that is her real name) now has the moniker of "girlfriend"? Well done Doc! I'm sure pre-sunrise sex is way better than trying to figure out if the girl you like is interested. We don't see you in the dating thread much anymore.....I'm assuming for obvious reasons.

BTW....are you sure her name isn't Wynde or some crazy shit? Just doesn't seem like your type.
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So Wendy (if that is her real name) now has the moniker of "girlfriend"? Well done Doc! I'm sure pre-sunrise sex is way better than trying to figure out if the girl you like is interested. We don't see you in the dating thread much anymore.....I'm assuming for obvious reasons.

BTW....are you sure her name isn't Wynde or some crazy shit? Just doesn't seem like your type.
It's a very good point you raise.

I mean, for several posts, Doc kept referring to the previous one as Danielle.

Then he later dropped the bomb that it was actually Danyell. Which still pains me greatly when I have to type that name.

Doc - here's your opportunity, Jody broke the ice for you - tell us how Wendy is actually spelled! Possible iterations, some which Jody referred to:

- Wynde
- One-D
- Wenndii
- ?

You had better never ever tell that women this thread exists!
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      02-13-2019, 08:38 AM   #225
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- Wynde
- One-D
- Wenndii
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      02-13-2019, 08:42 AM   #226
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= pleading the 5th?
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      02-13-2019, 10:50 AM   #227
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Oh no, somebody hacked upstatedoc 's account!!!



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      02-13-2019, 01:11 PM   #228
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Oh how adorable !!!

Stock and before the mods...
91 octane...
mustang Dyno...
also, AWD so have to calculate for drivetrain loss...

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Oh how adorable !!!

Stock and before the mods...
91 octane...
mustang Dyno...
also, AWD so have to calculate for drivetrain loss...

Which car is this? This is the modded dyno?
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Oh how adorable !!!

Stock and before the mods...
91 octane...
mustang Dyno...
also, AWD so have to calculate for drivetrain loss...

Which car is this? This is the modded dyno?
Bone stock before the mods went on...

F90...

Aka - the car that will send ASBSECU E93 to the old folks home after all his toys get shat on...
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Bone stock before the mods went on...

F90...

Aka - the car that will send ASBSECU E93 to the old folks home after all his toys get shat on...
Sigh. I really want one. Is it as good as the reviews suggest? Thoughts on using the launch control feature - feel quick or anticlimactic?
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Bone stock before the mods went on...

F90...

Aka - the car that will send ASBSECU E93 to the old folks home after all his toys get shat on...
Sigh. I really want one. Is it as good as the reviews suggest? Thoughts on using the launch control feature - feel quick or anticlimactic?
You'll never get to use LC in real world race scenario on the streets, that's for sure... Takes a minute to activate, plus the driving for 6 miles before it'll let you engage LC could be a problem...

But its so linear when launching, power is insane but it's pretty damn smooth, which surprised me the most... Don't even need LC, can stomp on the brake and give her some gas and bam, she just takes off...

As for the car itself, do you want me to lie? "It's the worst car I've ever driven, Joek... Horrible... Slow, doesn't handle, falls apart - it's just like all of ASBSECU E93 's cars..."

No but seriously, love this thing... All the reviews were spot on and almost all ailments I had with F10 have been rectified... Feels like BMW has finally started dialing in electric steering...
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      02-13-2019, 03:34 PM   #233
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lotta yappin, not a lotta whackin in this thread
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Doc is the quiet type . . .
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      02-13-2019, 04:02 PM   #235
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Doc is the quiet type . . .
Though ever since the acquisition of a girlfriend, he has been doing a lot more chirping.
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Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday... 😬
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Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday... 😬
Lol - shoei is jealous of farm animals now?!?!
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Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday... 😬
Lol - shoei is jealous of farm animals now?!?!
I feel sorry for the goats and sheep you defile, you bastard...
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Why do you think ASBSECU E93 is so quiet? He's out on the farm prepping his animals for Wednesday...
Lol - shoei is jealous of farm animals now?!?!
I feel sorry for the goats and sheep you defile, you bastard...
It's no worse than the goats you date/defile.

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GENTLEMEN! Just don't go bringing in Lups and her chicken molestation. Goat and Miss Piggy are large enough to not experience much long-lasting suffering from a brief twist
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So you guys are whacking off to dyno charts on a Friday night
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