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Yesterday I did 140 on the I-30
I was quite angry about many things in life. I calmed down approaching the I-20, West of Fortworth when I realised I was only punishing myself with my anger. |
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07-20-2019, 07:00 PM | #2049 |
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Just after my son was born my wife wanted a bigger home, next door was a bigger 3 br, our elderly neighbor only stayed 6 months a year boston/Miami, I kept an eye on it when she was away (neighborly thing to do) so I knew it inside & out
I offered to buy it but she said NO, the market is hot right now I'm going to ask for market price! My offer still stands, let's do it forget about realtors let's just do the paperwork with our lawyers?!?! NO again She put it on the market My offer was 20% less (way off) Thanks for reading, now the fun part! On open houses (Saturday's) I would go in front of my house NO SHIRT on in a lawn chair put white trash music on and drank cheap natty ice beers in tall cans (I don't evan drink btw) I asked my brother to park his shitbox plow truck in front for some more eye candy, I always came next door to offer parking space to the realtor and potential buyers to use my house for parking, shockingly no one accepted my offer Fast forward her lawyer called to accept my offer WIN! We lived in it for a couple years updated it then I sold it for a nice profit Don't worry about my old lady neighbor, she was loaded... |
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07-21-2019, 09:13 AM | #2050 | |
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I was pissed off last year (health reasons) I changed life a bit, now it's smoother Having surgery through my di*k! I thought they would use some kind of 2020 advanced super thin medical wire but no it's as thick as a HDMI wire... Go to Walmart late on a Saturday night, it always cheers me up, I hug my wife tighter after, I'm a solid 5 but @ Walmart I shine as a 8! I text that photo to my brother and a couple guys THEY all said the same thing, just seeing it on screen they cringed |
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07-22-2019, 06:21 AM | #2052 |
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07-22-2019, 07:12 AM | #2053 | |
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Confessional for the day: Doing some work on the car this weekend and I got too deep into the clear coat with the polisher. Total noob mistake, to which I am no noob as I have years of experience detailing professionally. Can't believe I've done this. I now have to sand down the clear on this panel and respray it with clear. Two second mistake will cost me hours of work. |
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07-22-2019, 07:15 AM | #2054 | ||
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07-22-2019, 08:16 AM | #2056 | |
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Keep your head about you though. Remember that it's a rarity for relationships to stand the test of time. All of them are fun in the beginning. Go for it and enjoy it but don't lose yourself. |
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07-22-2019, 09:27 AM | #2057 | |
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But only if you aren't doing anything else. Don't start changing up your plans if she randomly asks you to do something. Be nice, but tell her you already have something planned and leave it at that. If she's curious she will ask. It's a good way to see how she thinks and how confident she is in herself. I had one actually try and follow me one evening when I told her I had something else already lined up. She asked what....and I told her just the guys going out. Ended up actually running into her at the same place. Coincidence....maybe. But that one turned out to be a stalker.
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Put your emotions away. She's what, 12 years older than you and has kids? Just have fun.
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07-22-2019, 10:24 AM | #2060 |
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WTF did I miss? Now I'm confused.
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Update on screw up on the car. At lunch going to the body shop to get a quote on getting the trunk repainted. Completed frustrated with myself. How in the hell did I do this???
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07-22-2019, 10:40 AM | #2062 | |
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sorry for the cringe effect guys: Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory... this did not make me start seeing the blue sky all of a sudden I always did but now I'm hyper aware of the awesomeness of being here alive and so so healthy I mess around with my doctor, so doc. How many dic*s 1' from your face you've seen today? I'm happy to say I've seen none, @ Georgetown did you know when you were studying by 2005 men will start shaving their balls but keeping beards?!?! Then randomly I yell "HOYA SAXA!" Hoyas rocks |
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07-22-2019, 09:36 PM | #2064 |
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No match? I don't think so, SQ5 is about 600-700lbs heavier with about 40hp more. 435ix is about .4 seconds quicker in 0-60mph, maybe the higher torque of Audi helps in accelerating quickly on high speeds? Also, he had the momentum and I was in a higher gear with low rpm.
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Than also be glad that you won't meet me and my RS5, dude
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07-23-2019, 10:56 AM | #2066 |
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best part about being an intern: i get paid to dick around on a Tuesday and learn interesting stuff
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