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      02-14-2020, 09:40 AM   #177
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Getting sushi with the fiance... That's probably it. I need to try and make time to clean the M up, since she hasn't been washed in a month, and all my girls deserve some love on VD!
FTFY. You aren't senior enough to make changes to this well though of marketing plan!!

Happy VD!! Spread the Joy!!
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      02-14-2020, 09:44 AM   #178
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FTFY. You aren't senior enough to make changes to this well though of marketing plan!!

Happy VD!! Spread the Joy!!
HAHAHAHHAH, I got it now! A bit slow this morning. Line 7 of "A Milli," I got it now.
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      02-14-2020, 09:49 AM   #179
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HAHAHAHHAH, I got it now! A bit slow this morning. Line 7 of "A Milli," I got it now.
Excellent, Grasshopper! I see a very bright future for you here in BP OT.

Happy VD! Spread the Joy!!
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      02-14-2020, 10:17 AM   #180
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When did VD cards get so expensive??? I got the basic card, no music when it opens, no 3-d pop-outs, just a few lines of text.

$5.38!!!! No, that's NOT Canadian, eh.


This is the geezer thread, right? Where are my PANTS????
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      02-14-2020, 10:24 AM   #181
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When did VD cards get so expensive??? I got the basic card, no music when it opens, no 3-d pop-outs, just a few lines of text.

$5.38!!!! No, that's NOT Canadian, eh.


This is the geezer thread, right? Where are my PANTS????
I stopped playing the card game years ago. I purchased nice custom stationery for about 125 bucks for 250 cards. Embossed with my name and address with very nice cards to hand write a message. People keep them and never forget the thought behind the act of writing and the quality cards.

Pro-tip. Do this. Dammit...where are my pants and how did I get to the office?!?!

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      02-14-2020, 02:00 PM   #182
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I stopped playing the card game years ago. I purchased nice custom stationery for about 125 bucks for 250 cards. Embossed with my name and address with very nice cards to hand write a message. People keep them and never forget the thought behind the act of writing and the quality cards.

Pro-tip. Do this. Dammit...where are my pants and how did I get to the office?!?!

Happy VD! Spread the Joy!!
Yes, this. The only time i buy my wife a card is if it something that is so outrageously inappropriate (she loves that shit), other than that it's a hand written note. So I broke my own rule today. We haven't done anything for VD for years now, (house rule). My wife has been having a terrible few months at work, a dear friend died this week and we have been going through the process of evicting a non rent paying tenant in our rental property. We need a bit of us time so I've made some chocolate dipped strawberries, and have some bubbley chilling for the hot tub when she gets home. Some nice home made pizza for dinner and a quiet evening with some candles and the right slow jazz.....and if she plays her cards right, she can have me.
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      02-14-2020, 03:46 PM   #183
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Once again, fellow OT denizens, it's that time of year! HAPPY VD TO ALL...SPREAD THE JOY TO EVERYONE!!

For many years I've attempted to truncate the term, Happy Valentine's Day, to "Happy VD". This effort has had mixed efforts as most people don't take it seriously when it is, indeed, an attempt to make it easier for everyone to spread the joy and happiness of VD, regardless of sex or gender. For example, would you say Happy Valentines's day to your brother? Of course not!! But you will definitely say Happy VD! Why...because it allows you to recognize a holiday based on love without being awkward.

I'm doing this a little early this year because I believe my efforts have fallen short in terms of reach and depth.

Can I get everyone in OT to start using Happy VD? Let's begin the revolution here!!

HAPPY VD Everyone!! Let's spread the joy!!
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Once again, fellow OT denizens, it's that time of year! HAPPY VD TO ALL...SPREAD THE JOY TO EVERYONE!!

For many years I've attempted to truncate the term, Happy Valentine's Day, to "Happy VD". This effort has had mixed efforts as most people don't take it seriously when it is, indeed, an attempt to make it easier for everyone to spread the joy and happiness of VD, regardless of sex or gender. For example, would you say Happy Valentines's day to your brother? Of course not!! But you will definitely say Happy VD! Why...because it allows you to recognize a holiday based on love without being awkward.

I'm doing this a little early this year because I believe my efforts have fallen short in terms of reach and depth.

Can I get everyone in OT to start using Happy VD? Let's begin the revolution here!!

HAPPY VD Everyone!! Let's spread the joy!!
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Funny story, in my late teens (think 19) I got the girl I was dating back then a gift (forgot what it was) and a card....

In that card I had wrapped a thong I purchased for her to see her in that night LOL. I remember the sheer embarrassment I had going into that Victoria's Secret with a friend of mines. His gf at that time worked there too, so she pointed us in the right direction where to look lol. So embarrassing, but a great friend for tagging along!
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Funny story, in my late teens I got the girl I was dating back then a gift (forgot what it was) and a card....

In that card I had wrapped a thong I purchased for her to see her in that night LOL. I remember the sheer embarrassment I had going into that Victoria's Secret with a friend of mines. His gf at that time worked there too, so she pointed us in the right direction where to look lol. So embarrassing, but a great friend who tagged along!
You need to buy lingerie like you own the place.
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My man. KRS_SN has had the best possible valentine - one without pants. There’s nothing like a Happy Pantsless Valentine (HPV). Tonight, i hope you all get HPV.
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It is almost upon us. What are your plans for VD? Post 'em up and pass on advice to the members.
Spent VD with my wife and dad in his new rehabilitation center. After all the hell raising I did that was mentioned in the "Confess Here" thread.....and some sweet talking of some social case workers and administrative assistants.....he essentially has a private suite, a chef to cook meals specific to his condition, and getting 3 hours combined of PT/OT each day. It looks like a luxury spa retreat.

Made my wife cry when she seen where he went comparing where he came from.

So dad is happy although he has a long road ahead of him.

Wife got gifts and she's happy, and she got me these assorted pieces of some of the best Ghost Pepper infused jerky in tiny vacuum packs that taste like they were made from premium beef.

So a good day all around. And oh yeah....I got laid and all that too.....but that was a "given".
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Definitely. No change from normal.
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A very happy VD.
The lady serving us has been with Ruth's Chris for over 47 years. An absolute gem. Surf and turf with a filet and Stags Leap and Caymus.

Life is good. Joy spread liberally.

Happy VD! Spread the Joy!!
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We had steak and baked potatoe and some balvenie doublewood and creme brulee.
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A very happy VD.
The lady serving us has been with Ruth's Chris for over 47 years. An absolute gem. Surf and turf with a filet and Caymus.

Life is good. Joy spread liberally.

Happy VD! Spread the Joy!!
Wait, you have a man bun???
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We went to a noodle bar. Salmon roe is nasty, but salmon bowl was great

Youngest boys gf just got home from work so I have to go hang with the old lady and try to listen in
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Had a wonderful VD with my lovely wife. I'm not really an Italian Food fan. I can have a few times a year and I'm good. This particular dish at this local spot is very tasty though: Chicken Rollotini. And their Pizza is delish!


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