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      02-13-2020, 12:05 AM   #25631
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      02-13-2020, 05:45 AM   #25632
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Or through another person's story.

My latest: My neighbor stopped by to tell me "my daughter's co-worker has a car that is making a noise...."

Okay yeah right off the bat I can tell you I have no idea unless I look at it.




More years, that I care to admit, ago....

My girlfriend comes into my office and asks if I would take a few minutes to look at the new girls car. She said it started making a knocking noise on the way into work this morning.

I told her to put some oil in it

She came back after lunch and asked how I knew.....

I responded, how did she not.

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      02-13-2020, 09:25 AM   #25633
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Just when you think you've seen it all, Walmart takes it down another notch.

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Just when you think you've seen it all, Walmart takes it down another notch.

I want to think that's a set up but on the rare occasion we go to the Walmart it makes me realize that "Walmartians" are real.
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I want to think that's a set up but on the rare occasion we go to the Walmart it makes me realize that "Walmartians" are real.
How did he get to Walmart? Did he drive? Where are his keys......
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How did he get to Walmart? Did he drive? Where are his keys......
Good questions. I see that you're in Buck County, PA. He may have ridden there with a nice Amish Family from your neck of the woods. They do have hitching posts at certain Walmarts and we don't know the true power of Walmartians.

We may never know!!
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How did he get to Walmart? Did he drive? Where are his keys......
Probably took the bus.
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walmart,


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