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      01-23-2020, 03:30 PM   #25411
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The shows are total BS. My brother picked up a gig in Palm Springs posing as some chicks husband on one of those house shopping shows on HGTV. He just wandered around going "hmmm, yeah, this is really nice...." while a fake agent walked them though a couple houses. He hooked up with his TV "wife" after the shoot.
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The shows are total BS. My brother picked up a gig in Palm Springs posing as some chicks husband on one of those house shopping shows on HGTV. He just wandered around going "hmmm, yeah, this is really nice...." while a fake agent walked them though a couple houses. He hooked up with his TV "wife" after the shoot.
I hope there was happy ending. Ha ha
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      01-23-2020, 03:34 PM   #25413
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      01-23-2020, 03:47 PM   #25414
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      01-23-2020, 04:31 PM   #25415
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      01-23-2020, 04:57 PM   #25417
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      01-23-2020, 05:20 PM   #25418
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wtf... I would be like if i want to drive a pos its my god given right to do so.
I’d update my resume that day and stall the meeting until I had a new job. If they can’t understand being prudent and saving money instead of getting caught up in shiny objects and what others (especially HR) think of me, buh-by.
I work on homes owned by some of the richest people in the state, most have these things in common, they drive beaters, they love Costco like want to have sex with it if possible and have annoying dogs. I'm looking at you Brookline Massachusetts

Rich people simply do not like wasting money on assets that depreciate, the shittier the car the more I charge

Ya, it's slate, lots of details, maybe next month I can get it done? In my head: I'm adding 20% for seeing that 15 year old green Subaru Outback

Kidding mostly, I like Costco too but not sexually
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      01-24-2020, 11:46 AM   #25424
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What the hell is a general "cointractor"?
At first I thought you zoomed in read what the "xi" had wrote on "xi" leg, and could not figure out why you were so interest, then I saw the van.

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These are the people you will go to jail for in NYC and Canada if you miss identity who they think they are and this one seem vary confused so good luck properly identifying it.

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      01-24-2020, 12:14 PM   #25425
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      01-24-2020, 02:04 PM   #25428
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I don't understand how some of the people on those "home buying" shows have such huge budgets. Like the single mom working as a secretary and her budget being 450k. She must have extra income or the show is complete BS.
The shows are total BS. My brother picked up a gig in Palm Springs posing as some chicks husband on one of those house shopping shows on HGTV. He just wandered around going "hmmm, yeah, this is really nice...." while a fake agent walked them though a couple houses. He hooked up with his TV "wife" after the shoot.
I caught up with my bro last night and we rewatched the video. We were dying laughing. He's standing there in these filthy ass salmon colors shorts and a jacked up denim shit that he had been wearing for about 5 days straight. His show wife (who was a Tinder date in reality) was super dressed up. Such a mismatch. There's my brother looking like a total bum, commenting on the granite counter tops in a tone of voice that only those who know him could tell was him just Fing around and taking the whole thing as a joke.

Full story is we were on a family vacation in Palm Springs. He met some chick on Tinder and they met for a date. She asked if he wanted to fill in on a show and make $100. He figured he was either going to get jumped or wind up on a porn shoot set. Either way he was down. Turned out to be "Desert House Hunters".
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