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      03-15-2019, 11:49 AM   #3697
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      03-15-2019, 11:58 AM   #3698
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i give it a 9.5/10, because the first part makes complete sense, never heard the phrase "ask melegi" (im assuming you're saying love bird?), and at hirsizi is generally used for people that look sketchy

VERY impressive nevertheless

I might be rusty, but thought I recalled "ask melegi" being a polite way of calling a girl a hooker or prostitute. Thought I remembered "at hirsizi" being a way to call a dude "an ugly bastard" - but of course, this was many years a go.
oh wow... i honestly never heard of a polite way of saying that 😂

you can say "parali kadin" which is outright "paid woman" or you can say "ortam kizi" if you want to imply that she gets around a lot

at hirsizi on the other hand could be for ugly dudes, but its commonly used in like "i gotta shave, i look like an at hirsizi" which i always took as sketchy and not really ugly hahah


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      03-17-2019, 12:55 AM   #3699
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i can't figure out how this youtube embed thing works but funny video on how guys "function" in relationships
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      03-17-2019, 09:56 AM   #3700
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i can't figure out how this youtube embed thing works but funny video on how guys "function" in relationships
You just copy/paste a YouTube link here and it embeds automatically.

How was the parallel parking? Did you get horizontal?
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      03-17-2019, 11:19 AM   #3701
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You just copy/paste a YouTube link here and it embeds automatically.

How was the parallel parking? Did you get horizontal?
eh, she was a fast learner which gave more time for festivities

we didn't really click though, she's way too grounded and not creative for me so we just agreed on moving on. wouldn't call her boring but wouldn't disagree if someone else did
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      03-19-2019, 01:21 PM   #3702
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the older i get, dating feels more energy consuming..
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the older i get, dating feels more energy consuming..
The older you get, everything is more energy consuming.
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      03-21-2019, 12:37 AM   #3704
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someone please get laid soon, we can't have the cheater thread overtake us
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      03-21-2019, 08:17 AM   #3705
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I suddenly feel like a double agent now.
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we can forgive and move on
but one question: why did you end up marrying the woman that you cheated with?
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we can forgive and move on
but one question: why did you end up marrying the woman that you cheated with?
Forgive me, I'm a little confused by your question. Are we talking wife 1 (mother of children and leach to society as well as my wallet) or wife 2 (the cheating succubus)?
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Forgive me, I'm a little confused by your question. Are we talking wife 1 (mother of children and leach to society as well as my wallet) or wife 2 (the cheating succubus)?
never mind i just re-read your post, i got this the wrong way around so i thought you cheated on your first wife with the second wife
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never mind i just re-read your post, i got this the wrong way around so i thought you cheated on your first wife with the second wife
Funny you should say just this very thing. It actually almost happened. At one time I was delivering pizza's to make some extra money on the weekend. Oddly enough the girl that I had a crush on all through high school and who eventually became the 2nd wife coincidentally was my boss at the pizza joint. She intentionally moved my shift to keep me away from her while working there. I thought she was being a bitch about it at the time. When we started dating she reminded me of it and explained it was to keep her from throwing herself at me. She had always wanted the same thing I did, but I was the guy with long hair and tattoos and she was the goody-two shoe type so she didn't think I would be interested. I was...in fact....VERY interested.

So yeah, that almost happened too in a strange small world type situation...7 years before we started dating and then married. Funny how things work.
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I've been spending time with a pretty special one but I don't want to jinx it by posting here. We had a bit of a 2-day date that was pretty awesome. She's a Halle Berry look-alike without the crazy. Smart, grounded, beautiful and a genuinely nice lady. She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.
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She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.
So, your mother didn't breast feed you long enough?











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She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.
There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

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I've been spending time with a pretty special one but I don't want to jinx it by posting here. We had a bit of a 2-day date that was pretty awesome. She's a Halle Berry look-alike without the crazy. Smart, grounded, beautiful and a genuinely nice lady. She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.
Begs the obvious question...but I do wish you the best in your search! My friend has said it is pretty slim pickings out there, so it would be amazing to find the proverbial needle in the haystack.
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There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

Sure, we can go with that. But I bet your dear wife, if asked, could come up with a litany of other things that would equally lead to the same conclusion.
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There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

DAMN IT! Now I can't read it any other way
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