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      05-03-2010, 10:49 PM   #67
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Aren't they extinct? Or maybe that was just a dream I thought was real
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Wait, what are you guys talking about? Eels?
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Aren't they extinct? Or maybe that was just a dream I thought was real
Hahaha. No. Go to any south FL intracoastal and throw a line in with live shrimp. You should have one in minutes. I caught them all the time as a kid. Fun then, just pains in the ass that steal my bait now.
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Hahaha. No. Go to any south FL intracoastal and throw a line in with live shrimp. You should have one in minutes. I caught them all the time as a kid. Fun then, just pains in the ass that steal my bait now.



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I'll take a piranha.
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I think there's something in the wine I've been drinking lately...first I think puffer fish are extinct and I wake up this morning remembering getting in a truck crash and my sister is engaged?
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I think there's something in the wine I've been drinking lately...first I think puffer fish are extinct and I wake up this morning remembering getting in a truck crash and my sister and I are engaged?



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thanks, that's what I meant


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Psych!



So you say!
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LOL! I had to read them both simultaneously to catch the difference
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LOL! I had to read them both simultaneously to catch the difference


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TERRIBLE.

That guy looks a bit special.
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TERRIBLE.

That guy looks a bit special.



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I said he looked special! He's next to a celebrity, after all.

I'm mad they have the Ronald mannequin saying that though LOL.
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The nurse in the ER scared my middle son when he got so hammered in HS we had to take him to get his stomach pumped.

Male nurse: "So, did you like it when I stuck that tube up you dick?"

Son:"No you didn't"

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I don't think he's had any Capn since that night
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Aren't they extinct? Or maybe that was just a dream I thought was real
No when we went diving in Okinawa, we used to pinch them by the tail and then shake em around a bit. They puff up really big. For some reason, it was pretty amusing.... Then again, that could've just been the Nitrogen Narcosis.
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But a live 50cm Eel? That's a big effing eel, about 20 inches. It's not a toothbrush or a hot dog.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1002114/

not related to the video but something similar

http://boingboing.net/2008/04/21/sur...item-bein.html

even more

http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=...0uQNSmZ8w8sS0Q

http://www.agonys.com/facts/you_have_what_stuck.shtml



http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

I guess the eel story will end up on these pages

All I can say is some guys really have a ass issue

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