Confess here

Bups · 12-21-2017, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

That's why i keep sucking up to you daily. Resend.

Too bad so sad. You had your chance. Twice if I recall correctly. Screenshots work magic. So now you can find one from the internet or something.

Lups · 12-21-2017, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bups

Too bad so sad. You had your chance. Twice if I recall correctly. Screenshots work magic. So now you can find one from the internet or something.

Once, but i guess i shall love you forever even when you doom me to a world of tasteless food. I mean, i deserve this I'm sure.

K. I think i can go try and reregister to the orchid forum I got banned from and i can find new people to love.

Don't mind me, the rain you see is not mostly my tears. I think.

cliverman · 12-21-2017, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Anyone my age is old

I’m a ‘69 model and I’m not old. All a matter of maintenance and up keep.

1MOREMOD · 12-21-2017, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cliverman

I’m a ‘69 model and I not old. All a matter of maintenance and up keep.

Preaching to the choir brofessor

///M Power-Belgium · 12-21-2017, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Finnish food sucks. I need new recipes!

Belgian food is excellent . At least when I cook !

But our potatoes still s@ck .

F30lolz · 12-21-2017, 08:29 PM

Crap I forgot to take that’s Snickers ice cream.

Soul_Glo · 12-22-2017, 02:25 AM

I paid $15 for a pair of designer trousers because the cashier forgot to add a 0 on the end of the price. I kept shtum!

aozer · 12-22-2017, 09:44 AM

hopefully they didn't have to pay the difference out of their pocket

Bups · 12-22-2017, 09:49 AM

I've been living a double life.

///M Power-Belgium · 12-22-2017, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bups

I've been living a double life.

Actually a triple life

wdb · 12-22-2017, 08:18 PM

I read this thread.

upstatedoc · 12-22-2017, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

I read this thread.

Excellent

upstatedoc · 12-26-2017, 08:52 AM

I ate so much roast last night. I was on my third slab and people were eating dessert.

BuiltnBoostedZ · 12-26-2017, 08:54 AM

I must confess, over the holidays, I heard the wife screaming.."wrong hole!!"....but I acted like I didn't hear and just kept right on pounding.

upstatedoc · 01-29-2018, 12:41 PM

I like Bruno Mars

UncleWede · 01-30-2018, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I like Bruno Mars

Him (BANNED) or his music (let it slide)?

Faredo · 01-30-2018, 02:01 PM

When I was a kid i used to pee in the Ozarka Springs. Its bottled in Tx and i would squeeze the gizzard in there every day.
Oh man do i feel better. BTW some of you may have had my DNA in you. cheers.

Sassicaia · 01-30-2018, 02:18 PM

I like to get drunk and play with my power tools.

///M Power-Belgium · 01-30-2018, 02:42 PM

Last week I drove to my hairdresser...

I parked my car and saw a paper on his window..On the paper was written that he has the flu for X time .
I thought fuck and shit , because I was not in the mood to look after another/new hairdresser and I had lack of time like usual !

Came late back home from work that evening/night and took a shower , and looked to myself in the mirror and thought I have a sharp pair of scissors as well !

So I confess...

I started with my haircut job in front of the mirror in my bathroom . Need to say the result and styling looks pretty good because I got compliments of my new haircut/style at my work !
( #no joke )

Soul_Glo · 01-31-2018, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Last week I drove to my hairdresser...

I parked my car and saw a paper on his window..On the paper was written that he has the flu for X time .
I thought fuck and shit , because I was not in the mood to look after another/new hairdresser and I had lack of time like usual !

Came late back home from work that evening/night and took a shower , and looked to myself in the mirror and thought I have a sharp pair of scissors as well !

So I confess...

I started with my haircut job in front of the mirror in my bathroom . Need to say the result and styling looks pretty good because I got compliments of my new haircut/style at my work !
( #no joke )

.

Soul_Glo · 01-31-2018, 02:15 AM

Ps. You can pixilate your face if you want.

I am curious. I gave myself a haircut last year and it was disastrous but that was my first attempt.

ItsGary · 01-31-2018, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I brake check.

Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.

I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.

12-22-2017, 02:25 AM	#865
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12-22-2017, 09:49 AM	#867
Bups Masterdebater 206 Rep 176 Posts Drives: Toyoda Camray Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Barcelona iTrader: (0)	I've been living a double life. __________________ “How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.” - Donald J. Trump.
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12-22-2017, 08:18 PM	#869
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12-26-2017, 08:52 AM	#871
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Faredo Lieutenant 312 Rep 404 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Arkansas iTrader: (0)	When I was a kid i used to pee in the Ozarka Springs. Its bottled in Tx and i would squeeze the gizzard in there every day. Oh man do i feel better. BTW some of you may have had my DNA in you. cheers. __________________ Mods related to trouble shooting posts: Stock Turbos, MHD OTS V7 stage 2+ 93 oct, VRSF Downpipes, VRSF Relocated inlets, CTS Turbo 7" Intercooler, Tial BOV with upgraded line 5.56mm, index 12 injectors, A/T OEM Flash.
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///M Power-Belgium General 63938 Rep 24,826 Posts Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	Last week I drove to my hairdresser... I parked my car and saw a paper on his window..On the paper was written that he has the flu for X time . I thought fuck and shit , because I was not in the mood to look after another/new hairdresser and I had lack of time like usual ! Came late back home from work that evening/night and took a shower , and looked to myself in the mirror and thought I have a sharp pair of scissors as well ! So I confess... I started with my haircut job in front of the mirror in my bathroom . Need to say the result and styling looks pretty good because I got compliments of my new haircut/style at my work ! ( #no joke ) __________________ "MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
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