[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This sounds a bit like that SHTF situation we were discussing yesterday.

Is this in relation to fecal matter flying from horribly digested fried chicken?

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bro...come on.

Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you.

This is me. Except for some reason, I feel the need to cuddle with Biorin instead.


If I'm persistent enough, she actually lets me into the bed and removes the leash. Anus is still sore though, so the spooning is awkward.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

I never said they didn't. I just refuse. Be a man bro!

The problem is that my blood boils. I snowboard with a t-shirt i BBQ at the cabin in shorts and a wife beater I'm in the ice room at the Korean spa for 30 minutes at a time in dying in the office at 70F I sleep in boxers with no blanket in the 60Fs, so there is no fucking way I'm having someone else's body heat next to me.

My wife calls it "huggle"

I run hot too, so I know what you mean. Maybe not t shirt on slopes but definitely no blanket unless it's under 40F outside.

But after sex and cuddle...shower time.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Is this in relation to fecal matter flying from horribly digested fried chicken?



This is me. Except for some reason, I feel the need to cuddle with Biorin instead.


If I'm persistent enough, she actually lets me into the bed and removes the leash. Anus is still sore though, so the spooning is awkward.

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute so ate the first piece like someone was gonna steal it. So yeah, my anus might feel like yours after a night with Biorin.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute so ate the first piece like someone was gonna steal it. So yeah, my anus might feel like yours after a night with Biorin.

Easy in, easy out?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Easy in, easy out?

I hope....

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I run hot too, so I know what you mean. Maybe not t shirt on slopes but definitely no blanket unless it's under 40F outside.

But after sex and cuddle...shower time.

That's where I distinguish the two pieces. After finishing immediately to the bathroom (stopping by mirror and flexing lol don't lie about it you do it too).

After that it's resume whatever I was going before. No cuddling. She can lay there and relax. Ha

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute so ate the first piece like someone was gonna steal it. So yeah, my anus might feel like yours after a night with Biorin.

Depends if you scarfed down bones in accident in the name of hunger lol

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

That's where I distinguish the two pieces. After finishing immediately to the bathroom (stopping by mirror and flexing lol don't lie about it you do it too).

After that it's resume whatever I was going before. No cuddling. She can lay there and relax. Ha

At a hotel once, there was a mirror on the bathroom door. I caught a glimpse and I was like damn...what a muscular ass.

Inb4 #nohomo #myownass

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Depends if you scarfed down bones in accident in the name of hunger lol

No bones. First piece was drumstick.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

No bones. First piece was drumstick.

There's usually a weird sliver of bone/cartilage on drumsticks.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

There's usually a weird sliver of bone/cartilage on drumsticks.

I know. I don't eat that.

Although it might be a delicacy somewhere.....

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I know. I don't eat that.

Although it might be a delicacy somewhere.....

Haha I wouldn't be surprised.

*sigh* I'm stuck in an hour plus long weekly meeting where only 5 minutes of it is relevant to my job.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Haha I wouldn't be surprised.

*sigh* I'm stuck in an hour plus long weekly meeting where only 5 minutes of it is relevant to my job.

That's productive. This is where you go around the room and imagine nicknames for each person in your head. Very interesting.

Or practice mental long division.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That's productive. This is where you go around the room and imagine nicknames for each person in your head. Very interesting.

Or practice mental long division.

That sounds fun.

Going clockwise from where I'm sitting:
- Extraneous Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst
- General Speculation Manager
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection and Distribution Specialist

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

That sounds fun.

Going clockwise from where I'm sitting:
- Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst
- General Speculation Manager
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection Specialist

Good first try. I was thinking more along the lines of getting more personal, such as:

Gerry Man Boobs
Eunice the Shrew
Alex the Office Bitch
Kevin Brownnoser

A few of my favorites:

Tommy D aka The Bagel
Planet of the Apes
Slouch
Shiny McShine
Christmas FMB
The Herp
The Splitter
Zohan
Mantooth
Black Thong aka "BT"
Woody Allen
Legoman
Baba G, formerly Babaganoush
Carpet Stomper
Dirty Sanchez
The Rocket
The Ritaler aka Meatlovers aka Frankenchucky

Just a few.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I know. I don't eat that.

Although it might be a delicacy somewhere.....

What?! Cartilage is the best part - you're not a real asian.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

What?! Cartilage is the best part - you're not a real asian.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Good first try. I was thinking more along the lines of getting more personal, such as:

Gerry Man Boobs
Eunice the Shrew
Alex the Office Bitch
Kevin Brownnoser

A few of my favorites:

Tommy D aka The Bagel
Planet of the Apes
Slouch
Shiny McShine
Christmas FMB
The Herp
The Splitter
Zohan
Mantooth
Black Thong aka "BT"
Woody Allen
Legoman
Baba G, formerly Babaganoush
Carpet Stomper
Dirty Sanchez
The Rocket
The Ritaler aka Meatlovers aka Frankenchucky

Just a few.

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

What?! Cartilage is the best part - you're not a real asian.

Lol.

The best part is the little nib of skin/crispy on the end of a thigh piece. It's so bad but so good.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Lol.

The best part is the little nib of skin/crispy on the end of a thigh piece. It's so bad but so good.

Lol. Thanks.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Lol.

The best part is the little nib of skin/crispy on the end of a thigh piece. It's so bad but so good.

you mean where you gotta bite on bones just to get some skin? lol

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you mean where you gotta bite on bones just to get some skin? lol

Naw. At the corner of a piece, there's usually a small piece that you can break off and it's just skin and breading.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol

Yeah this is the kind of stuff I wanted to learn but he didn't teach me that.