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      05-20-2016, 04:32 PM   #28777
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You are a good friend.

What's the ETA on the GT3? I'm doing a weekend at PittRace in July.

You do realize that all I need to do is spin the height adjusters on my coilovers all the way down and get a fat set of wheels for the GLI? I can be a stance bro in a matter of minutes. But I refuse.
Thanks! You too!

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You are a good friend.

What's the ETA on the GT3? I'm doing a weekend at PittRace in July.

You do realize that all I need to do is spin the height adjusters on my coilovers all the way down and get a fat set of wheels for the GLI? I can be a stance bro in a matter of minutes. But I refuse.
Do it.

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This is why you never turn down shooting. There's nothing that will ever be better, and even if there's something cool, it ends up failing.
Hey guys, wanna go shooting with me?

Now I know you all know me as the gun hater of bp, but I do have a medal for hitting 49/50 from 250 meters.

Now hippies, lets all go shooting together, I am sure you'll humiliate the hippie here...
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      05-20-2016, 04:47 PM   #28780
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Hey guys, wanna go shooting with me?

Now I know you all know me as the gun hater of bp, but I do have a medal for hitting 49/50 from 250 meters.

Now hippies, lets all go shooting together, I am sure you'll humiliate the hippie here...
I'll take you shooting, but you need to stop ignoring me when I message you
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Thanks! You too!

Nothing on build schedule yet. Build starts on M4 GTS in July.
I didn't realize you are getting an M4 GTS too! Nice!

This may be a dumb question but is she going to be a garage queen due to limited production? Or will she be slutting it up at the track like it was meant to be!?
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I'll take you shooting, but you need to stop ignoring me when I message you
You haven't! And I wouldn't!

Btw, it was 48. And I don't have the patience needed to be a sniper. To moving targets I only hit like 40/50 (deadly).
But again, the bp hippie says guns are bad, bad.
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I didn't realize you are getting an M4 GTS too! Nice!

This may be a dumb question but is she going to be a garage queen due to limited production? Or will she be slutting it up at the track like it was meant to be!?
I am wounded. You insult me this way?

Rode hard. Put away wet. Maxed out. This is the only way I drive. (Unless I'm low on batt life in the i8.)
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Thanks! You too!

Nothing on build schedule yet. Build starts on M4 GTS in July.
Wait. What? What about the 911 GT3?
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Purchased. I'm about to be about that stance life soon.
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Hey guys, wanna go shooting with me?

Now I know you all know me as the gun hater of bp, but I do have a medal for hitting 49/50 from 250 meters.

Now hippies, lets all go shooting together, I am sure you'll humiliate the hippie here...
The only girls I take shooting are the ones that I have a possibility of sleeping with. It not worth risking my life otherwise.

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You haven't! And I wouldn't!

Btw, it was 48. And I don't have the patience needed to be a sniper. To moving targets I only hit like 40/50 (deadly).
But again, the bp hippie says guns are bad, bad.
Lups! What's the happenings?
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I am wounded. You insult me this way?

Rode hard. Put away wet. Maxed out. This is the only way I drive. (Unless I'm low on batt life in the i8.)
My new bestie people!

I got shit for my mild and tame road trips in an M4. You sir are my new hero
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Wait. What? What about the 911 GT3?
Still on. They won't come simultaneously so I'm hoping that I can sequence them, financially. If not, I'm certain that I can make it with one kidney.
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I am wounded. You insult me this way?

Rode hard. Put away wet. Maxed out. This is the only way I drive. (Unless I'm low on batt life in the i8.)
Hahaha that's why I started my sentence with "This may be a dumb question..."

We may have to arrange a track day together.
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Still on. They won't come simultaneously so I'm hoping that I can sequence them, financially. If not, I'm certain that I can make it with one kidney.
Damnnnn.... Gotta get me into your world soon, sir.
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My new bestie people!

I got shit for my mild and tame road trips in an M4. You sir are my new hero
You know it!

I will do you proud! You are welcome any time you are stateside! Just don't tell Verbiage
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      05-20-2016, 05:00 PM   #28792
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Damnnnn.... Gotta get me into your world soon, sir.
Just live long enough. How is the rehab? I may be back in the city for more meetings in the next 2 weeks.
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Hahaha that's why I started my sentence with "This may be a dumb question..."

We may have to arrange a track day together.
That's a done deal!
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Just live long enough. How is the rehab? I may be back in the city for more meetings in the next 2 weeks.
Getting better, thanks. Going outpatient PT next week. Another 2 weeks before going back to work on a limited schedule. 3 more weeks before ortho decides if I can put weight on it.

Hit me up offline in the next week, let me know how it's going. I'm guessing the trip back to the city is a positive development?
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Getting better, thanks. Going outpatient PT next week. Another 2 weeks before going back to work on a limited schedule. 3 more weeks before ortho decides if I can put weight on it.

Hit me up offline in the next week, let me know how it's going. I'm guessing the trip back to the city is a positive development?
That is great news.

Will do.

It is. Follow-up from my primary target and ideal VC partner.
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That is great news.

Will do.

It is. Follow-up from my primary target and ideal VC partner.
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You haven't! And I wouldn't!

Btw, it was 48. And I don't have the patience needed to be a sniper. To moving targets I only hit like 40/50 (deadly).
But again, the bp hippie says guns are bad, bad.
So you're ignoring me by not messaging me then? I see. Are more scandalous underoo pictures in order to catch your attention again? Am I merely a piece of meat to you (yes, in reference to being pool boy I accept this as a true statement).

Nono. I'll take you to shoot the AR15 rapid fire. Pull the trigger as fast as...., uhh..., as fast as you can pull the trigger.
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