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      12-24-2007, 04:43 PM   #1
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Talking 12 days of Christmas, E90post-stylee..!

One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
The keys to my new M3



On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five Gold Rings (and a medallion),
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings (and a medallion)
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven thousand revs,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings (and that blasted medallion’s still there too),
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight new tyres,
Seven thousand revs,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings (yeeeeesss),
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine speeding tickets,
Eight new tyres,
Seven thousand revs,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings (nice),
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten SIM cards,
Nine speeding tickets,
Eight new tyres,
Seven thousand revs,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings (class),
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven days of driving,
Ten SIM cards,
Nine speeding tickets,
Eight new tyres,
Seven thousand revs,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings (what medallion? ),
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And the keys to my new M3


On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love said to me,
“I’m pregnant…”

So I’ve had
Eleven days of driving,
Ten SIM cards (might use them now)
Nine speeding tickets,
Eight new tyres,
Seven thousand revs,
Six pot brakes,
Five Gold Rings
Four brake pads,
Three CDs,
Two tanks of gas,
And a part-ex for a new X5


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      12-24-2007, 04:46 PM   #2
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