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      11-19-2015, 04:21 PM   #1
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Rice time

I just saw this and it answered a question I have always had. Always keep learning my friends.
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      11-19-2015, 04:31 PM   #2
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Lol, saw this a while back....never gets old.
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      11-19-2015, 05:15 PM   #3
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We have much, much worse that are members of this board:

Yes, the douche that built the above did a Hello Kitty theme throughout the car - and it was built buy a guy that I believe claims to be straight.


Not quite as bad as the first, but still full on awful.
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      11-19-2015, 05:20 PM   #4
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We have much, much worse that are members of this board:

Yes, the douche that built the above did a Hello Kitty theme throughout the car - and it was built buy a guy that I believe claims to be straight.


Not quite as bad as the first, but still full on awful.
YES! LMAO
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We have much, much worse that are members of this board:

Yes, the douche that built the above did a Hello Kitty theme throughout the car - and it was built buy a guy that I believe claims to be straight.


Not quite as bad as the first, but still full on awful.
Agree with the first one that shit is full on retarded it's actually comical. The second one is bearable, but hey it's their car if they like it good for them.
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Come on, why hate hello kitty. She is so cute. XD
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      11-19-2015, 05:35 PM   #7
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The second one is bearable, but hey it's their car if they like it good for them.
If you think the following are bearable (and this is only from that one photo, which doesn't show everything):
- Crappy bolt on fenders
- A mile high wing (with lightning bolts no less)
- Riveted on crap on the rear bumper
- Stickercharged window
- Stretched tires

You are a ricer.
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      11-19-2015, 06:10 PM   #8
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We have much, much worse that are members of this board:

Yes, the douche that built the above did a Hello Kitty theme throughout the car - and it was built buy a guy that I believe claims to be straight.


Not quite as bad as the first, but still full on awful.
I much prefer the hello kitty one.......at least that rice looks authentic.
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      11-19-2015, 10:17 PM   #10
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We have much, much worse that are members of this board:

Yes, the douche that built the above did a Hello Kitty theme throughout the car - and it was built buy a guy that I believe claims to be straight.


Not quite as bad as the first, but still full on awful.
Damn, guess the dude must be real tall to be able to use that for his table.
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      11-19-2015, 10:50 PM   #11
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The black widebody would look really clean without the high spoiler, and hello kitty theme.
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      11-19-2015, 11:50 PM   #12
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I can't stop throwing up. Please stop.

If your wheel width is wider than 10"..
If your exhaust tips are faked burnt/oxidized..
If your headlights are blue/purple and do nothing cause an excess of glare..
If you cut out your mufflers..

You are pretty much a rainbow of gay.
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      11-20-2015, 01:05 AM   #13
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C'mon guys, at least they are somewhat functional! They could be bling like these...




or even these...



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      11-20-2015, 09:02 AM   #14
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If you think the following are bearable (and this is only from that one photo, which doesn't show everything):
- Crappy bolt on fenders
- A mile high wing (with lightning bolts no less)
- Riveted on crap on the rear bumper
- Stickercharged window
- Stretched tires

You are a ricer.
When comparing the two yes the bottom one is bearable. What do I know I run stretched tires so by your definition I'm a ricer
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      11-20-2015, 09:32 AM   #15
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looks to be about all a subaru is good for. Probably were able to heat it up on the fried engine as well.

And had no idea stretched tires and wide wheels were rice?
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      11-20-2015, 09:44 AM   #16
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And had no idea stretched tires and wide wheels were rice?
Wide wheels are not rice.

Stretched tires are rice. They decrease performance just to achieve a look - a pretty dumb looking look at that. If you like stretched tires, perhaps wearing clothes 2 sizes too small for you is a good look too.
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Like guys in skinny jeans and lanyards hanging out of their pockets.... WTF...
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