Which one of you sick bastards was this ??

Kal101 · 02-05-2017, 06:50 AM

http://www.theladbible.com/more/uk-m...-deal-20170204

Even by our standards this is a bit too fsr

MarkG_M5Comp · 02-05-2017, 07:56 AM

That's hilarious!

Edinburra · 02-05-2017, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kal027

http://www.theladbible.com/more/uk-m...-deal-20170204

Even by our standards this is a bit too fsr

My worry should I sink so low and I think this as low as it gets, (pun intended) is could I get back to my feet again.

teaston · 02-05-2017, 08:23 AM

WTF!?

This is even stranger than Trump being president!

Kal101 · 02-05-2017, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by teaston

WTF!?

This is even stranger than Trump being president!

Bloody hell strange even by Norfolk standards

Now that's saying something

teaston · 02-05-2017, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kal027

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Originally Posted by teaston

WTF!?

This is even stranger than Trump being president!

Bloody hell strange even by Norfolk standards

Now that's saying something

....,,,,..,,.. · 02-05-2017, 10:11 AM

I see your drain sex and raise it, with bicycle sex.

I remember this case and thought the law had likely went a bit too far.

I think there was another case with a student being caught doing similar and was added to sex offenders register..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...bicycle-962731

Edit: yep was same person.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...sentenced.html

willjames · 02-05-2017, 10:53 AM

Is he a gridophile? Or a gridophiliac? Fuck me has he no shame...it'll take ages for his mum to get that bath robe clean after it's been in the gutter...tight bastard.

Kal101 · 02-05-2017, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

I see your drain sex and raise it, with bicycle sex.

I remember this case and thought the law had likely went a bit too far.

I think there was another case with a student being caught doing similar and was added to sex offenders register..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...bicycle-962731

Edit: yep was same person.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...sentenced.html

We've all had a bike or two in our past. Don't see what the issue is

....,,,,..,,.. · 02-05-2017, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kal027

We've all had a bike or two in our past. Don't see what the issue is

My mates wife is a A&E nurse.

She reckons it's amazing how many people do the house work naked (men and women) and then unfortunate accidents that result in things getting stuck or foreign objects somehow entering the body.

This is why we have H&S to prevent accidents at home.

Just remember next time you change a light bulb

SteveChester · 02-05-2017, 01:10 PM

I had to visit A+E today. Whilst trying to fit my M Performance key case to my keys ( 330d 6 cyl ) I inadvertently managed to get it stuck up my arse!!!!

Ajs_435d · 02-05-2017, 01:16 PM

It was CazualLLK, there was an alcantara clad BMW badge stuck in the grill.

CazuaLLUK · 02-05-2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ajs_435d

It was CazualLLK, there was an alcantara clad BMW badge stuck in the grill.

Went home crying, fell to the bottom!

Damn!

Kal101 · 02-05-2017, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brigand

My mates wife is a A&E nurse.

She reckons it's amazing how many people do the house work naked (men and women) and then unfortunate accidents that result in things getting stuck or foreign objects somehow entering the body.

This is why we have H&S to prevent accidents at home.

Just remember next time you change a light bulb

Funny that - when up North - Sunderland lodged with an A+E nurse it was amazing the things they recovered from people's bottoms.

Abzynthe · 02-06-2017, 08:47 AM

So this isn't something we all do? I'm glad no-ones ever caught me then!

JLR1969 · 02-06-2017, 09:44 AM

Also he caused alarm or distress to a police cell mattress......WTF

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