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      01-07-2009, 03:28 PM   #1
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**NWS- What a filthy bitch





She could have gone up a dark quiet alley way...
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      01-07-2009, 03:29 PM   #2
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Thanks Carl, what a pleasant post

I do worry about you sometimes....
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      01-07-2009, 03:30 PM   #3
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I agree Carl, but no worse than a bloke doing the same thing imo. Principle is the same.
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Thanks Carl, what a pleasant post

I do worry about you sometimes....
Mate i didnt find it, some one sent it to me, i dont search this weird shit out.
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Any of her shitting over a glass table mate?
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      01-07-2009, 03:34 PM   #7
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I agree Carl, but no worse than a bloke doing the same thing imo. Principle is the same.

Uh but a bloke = an animal and also would do it somewhere more discreet. A woman is a beautiful elegant thing... Not a drain pisser.

A man would get jAILEd for doing it where she did in public.
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Mate i didnt find it, some one sent it to me, i dont search this weird shit out.
Yeah yeah, whatever!
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      01-07-2009, 03:45 PM   #9
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Uh but a bloke = an animal and also would do it somewhere more discreet. A woman is a beautiful elegant thing... Not a drain pisser.

A man would get jAILEd for doing it where she did in public.
Lets not insult animals. Unfortunately some women and some men are just common - end of.

A bloke wouldn't get jailed - happens in most Cities every Friday/Saturday night, just whether a copper catches you in the act of not. I've nearly hit a bloke in the car 'cos he was pissing in the middle of the road.......yeah he was pissed.
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When mates have whizzed on the way home from the beer house they usually find an alley way or a wall. Not down a drain in the road.
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That's cos you live in a classy place Carlos
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Maybe your mates have more decorum Carl.
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I did it through someones letter box once.
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Yeah you cheeky git, took the miswah ages to mop it up
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Will you crack me up!!!
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Yeah you cheeky git, took the miswah ages to mop it up
That wasn't wee through your letterbox.
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That wasn't wee through your letterbox.
I didn't think you'd manage to do it into boofs car door lock on the Saturday night of UK6, but you must have been a good 'fit'.

Did he ever find out?

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I didn't think you'd manage to do it into boofs car door lock on the Saturday night of UK6, but you must have been a good 'fit'.

Did he ever find out?

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Any of her shitting over a glass table mate?

Surely Mr bmwbailey must be able to help you out there
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I was waiting for someone to just run up and give her a c*nt punt while she was taking a piss!
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I was waiting for someone to just run up and give her a cunt punt while she was taking a piss!


Or jam a pint glass up there.
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Chesterfield lass. Definitely.
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