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05-03-2008, 01:27 PM | #1 |
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What do you call a bad BMW 135 driver?
1ooser! Oh come on, anyone else got some? Jack Bauer (from the tv show, 24) once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until remembered that he had purchased a BMW 135 with Comfort Access. OK these are lame... got better? |
05-04-2008, 09:47 PM | #2 |
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mmm I like puns with 1, one, and using the 1 as an "i", like BMW does.
I do it a little, but no solid jokes, sorry.
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11-06-2008, 11:02 PM | #9 |
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its always 3 guys walking into a bar, not 1......
so i've got nothing.
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11-07-2008, 06:42 AM | #11 |
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somethings and some1 is best left dead... like this post...
*blush* So lets give it a try... what can I find on google??? My god, there is nothing funny out there... yikes! EspressoBoy PS PLEASEEEEEE LEAVE THIS DEAD... MY FANS, what will they say? Even Yoda is looking at me funny now... and he is only an Avatar! Crack? Well I am selfmedicated... that is true...nurse nurse...yer killen me... nurse where's my meds? Will I have to leave the Country? Are the 1addicts going to have any mercy??? Tell me please?? Remember the first post was BEFORE I had my 1... I am much better now... And my car talks to me! It's saying..."make an illegal turn NOW!" Oh did I mention I have apple pie? Any1 not being nice, no pie for you! |
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11-07-2008, 06:45 AM | #12 |
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You've outdone yourself this time EspressoBoy.
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