What do you call...

themetz · 10-30-2009, 11:15 AM

... a man with a seagull on his head?

CLIFF

next...

ed335d · 10-30-2009, 11:24 AM

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?

Russell

I'll get my coat...

dar2008 · 10-30-2009, 11:26 AM

What do you call a man with a plank in his head...

Edward.

What do you call a man with 3 planks in his head...

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with 4 planks in his head...

I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

Mr.N · 10-30-2009, 11:26 AM

A Man with a shovel on his head>>>>>>>>

Doug!

jjbirch · 10-30-2009, 11:27 AM

what do u call a woman with no fanny

she couldnt give a fu*k

SiKkBaSs · 10-30-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ed335d

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?

Russell

I'll get my coat...

Mind you don't trip on the rolling road on the way out...

sheps · 10-30-2009, 11:39 AM

What do you call a woman with tables and chairs on her head?

Kaf

What do you call a woman with tables and chairs on her head, with one stilletto shoe on?

Kafleen

Steve A · 10-30-2009, 11:45 AM

for sikkbass

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?

Jim

he does it with perfect form

MEGA · 10-30-2009, 11:47 AM

What do you call a man floating?

bob

SiKkBaSs · 10-30-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve A

for sikkbass

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?

Jim

he does it with perfect form

Like it Steveo

E92Fan · 10-30-2009, 11:52 AM

One day little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out. He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her, his dad sees Johnny and winks. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind her. Dad yells, "What are you doing???" to which Johnny winks and replies, "Not so fucking funny when it's your mum is it?"

ed335d · 10-30-2009, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E92Fan

One day little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out. He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her, his dad sees Johnny and winks. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind her. Dad yells, "What are you doing???" to which Johnny winks and replies, "Not so fucking funny when it's your mum is it?"

What do you call a man who lives with rabbits in a hole?

Warren

SiKkBaSs · 10-30-2009, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E92Fan

One day little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out. He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her, his dad sees Johnny and winks. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind her. Dad yells, "What are you doing???" to which Johnny winks and replies, "Not so fucking funny when it's your mum is it?"

sheps · 10-30-2009, 12:49 PM

What do you call a male actor that shits on your head at the seaside?

Steven Seagull

ed335d · 10-30-2009, 12:57 PM

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A Wonkey

ed335d · 10-30-2009, 01:06 PM

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your doorstep?

Matt

jjbirch · 10-30-2009, 01:07 PM

why dont blind people skydive

because it scares the shit out of the dog

ed335d · 10-30-2009, 01:08 PM

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene

jjbirch · 10-30-2009, 01:17 PM

why did the monkey fall out the tree

cause he was dead lol

ed335d · 10-30-2009, 01:19 PM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Hotcoupe · 10-30-2009, 01:23 PM

What do you call a man who shaves off all his hair?

Shawn

Steve A · 10-30-2009, 01:37 PM

What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?

Hazel

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