Eau de Stripper

Comet · 12-14-2010, 01:19 AM

What do strippers do to smell so damn good?
My friend was asking that today because he wants to get his gf the whole package that makes a stripper smell so damn good...

anyone know?

jhv · 12-14-2010, 01:22 AM

i have no idea, but i'm about to get that smell all over me

EmmettBrown · 12-14-2010, 01:38 AM

post some pics of the x6 m lol jk

ghosthi32 · 12-14-2010, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

post some pics of the x6 m lol jk

lol you bitch

Comet · 12-14-2010, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

post some pics of the x6 m lol jk

lol.. I wish

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i have no idea, but i'm about to get that smell all over me

haha, make sure to ask :P

radix · 12-14-2010, 02:18 AM

Eau de stripper, huh? Just pay one to piss on you.

Rafa! · 12-14-2010, 02:34 AM

at least here in mexico, is something call rosa venus, is a cheap, sexy , tipycal of motel-essence soap... hahaha

Chest Rockwell · 12-14-2010, 05:28 AM

DKNY B-Delicious is the smell you're looking for

jhv · 12-14-2010, 05:29 AM

i smell delicious

escobar929 · 12-14-2010, 06:58 AM

its the smell of money... duh

Feyd · 12-14-2010, 07:28 AM

They probably just rub themselves with powdered MSG....

michaelthepsycho · 12-14-2010, 07:54 AM

Look for sweet perfumes that contains apple, cinnamon, vanilla, and clove; or look for something common like Chanel N°5. They are also known to mix it with commercial pheromones.

XYR03 · 12-14-2010, 07:54 AM

Stripper body juice! Haha

Edit: ewwwwww

NYCGarbagePrince · 12-14-2010, 08:13 AM

http://www.spike.com/video/family-guy/2795227

Mmmmm weed and hooker spit...

JayKay335i · 12-14-2010, 08:19 AM

Dollar bills and cheap lotion

NYCGarbagePrince · 12-14-2010, 08:24 AM

Do sparkles have a scent? Well whatever it is they use, it covers the smell of their raunchy vaginas very well.

JayKay335i · 12-14-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

Do sparkles have a scent? Well whatever it is they use, it covers the smell of their raunchy vaginas very well.

+1, cant forget raunchy vag.

But I haven't seen any strippers covered in sparkles in a while. I'd be pissed if a stripper covered me in those stupid sparkles. Hell, I hate it when any girl gets sparkles all over me.

NYCGarbagePrince · 12-14-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

+1, cant forget raunchy vag.

But I haven't seen any strippers covered in sparkles in a while. I'd be pissed if a stripper covered me in those stupid sparkles. Hell, I hate it when any girl gets sparkles all over me.

The worst is trying to explain to your GF where they came from....

... I loves me some strippers.

F360C · 12-14-2010, 08:35 AM

I work at a strip club part time and they all use something different. Some like the body sprays while others go the perfume route. The pussy scratch and sniff test is def a must before they hit the stage. I always have a good laugh when I watch them do that to each other

NYCGarbagePrince · 12-14-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by F360C

I work at a strip club part time and they all use something different. Some like the body sprays while others go the perfume route. The pussy scratch and sniff test is def a must before they hit the stage. I always have a good laugh when I watch them do that to each other

sniff test... so funny.

escobar929 · 12-14-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by F360C

The pussy scratch and sniff test is def a must before they hit the stage. I always have a good laugh when I watch them do that to each other

pics or it didnt happened

DM1 · 12-14-2010, 09:07 AM

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