Real You Mad Bro / FUUUU story

Comet · 12-21-2010, 10:32 PM

so this seriously happened to me like 20mins ago

I got into my car that was in the last parking spot on the street and I turn on the car and start to back up, and for some reason there are people walking in the street instead of being on the side walk, and from my rear/side view mirror they were SUPER far from me and my sensor didn't even pick them up. so the guy starts yelling and shouting
so I'm like "what happened man?"
he's like "you almost ran her over!!!"
so I'm like "uhh... it is called a side walk, learn to use it"
and he litterarly was all like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!" and I drove off

so in Figure A, this is where they were and by the time I started to pull off forward she was in my backing up area, so the sensor didn't pick it up because I was in 1st. (Figure B) and she was walking on the street instead of the HUGE sidewalk.

now for the funny (yet accurate) version:

Nedim · 12-21-2010, 10:34 PM

Haha nice one

koreez88 · 12-21-2010, 10:48 PM

Hahahahaahahah

Want · 12-21-2010, 10:54 PM

Lol

GregTheStig · 12-21-2010, 10:58 PM

lol that's awesome

Freakazoid · 12-21-2010, 11:00 PM

the images saved this thread, wonderful

BMW F22 · 12-21-2010, 11:00 PM

I'm not sure what's more funny, the story or the illustration...but LOL.

Comet · 12-21-2010, 11:03 PM

she was totally walking in my blind spot, I never even saw the girl, even after I was talking to him and teaching him about the proper use of pedestrian walkways. I think his gf might have been totally imaginary come to think of it. She was never in my rear view mirror or anything at any point

when he said "come back here!!" I was going to get down from the car and strike fear into his pathetic 4 eyed skinny heart, but then he was like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" super loud and I just started laughing and figured "just drive off, bro was trolled and is mad, mission accomplished"

Rated M · 12-21-2010, 11:03 PM

win......

DougLikesBMW · 12-21-2010, 11:12 PM

wow, breathtaking incantation fellow

CollinsE90 · 12-22-2010, 12:10 AM

Without the pics story would of put me to sleep, but LOL at the pics

bmwmike335 · 12-22-2010, 02:28 AM

^^^ How much u get ur all flat black Giovanni Rims for?

oh n nice exhaust tips

hahahaha

TK-421 · 12-22-2010, 02:36 AM

How long did making everything for this thread take you? I only go into great detail like this when I take my adderall for the first time in like a week

Year's_End · 12-22-2010, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

How long did making everything for this thread take you? I only go into great detail like this when I take my adderall for the first time in like a week

lmao

import36 · 12-22-2010, 08:25 AM

illustration is win...

abisson · 12-22-2010, 08:30 AM

Mtl.?

endofanera7 · 12-22-2010, 09:12 AM

haha

escobar929 · 12-22-2010, 09:32 AM

the images saved the thread, cool story brah!

bosstones · 12-22-2010, 10:19 AM

Excellent use of the FFFFUUUUUUUUUU template.

Kroy · 12-22-2010, 11:46 AM

love the illustrations. you back in montreal? thought you got a porsche now.

FDfranklin · 12-22-2010, 11:57 AM

That was truly awesome. I laughed so hard

Comet · 12-22-2010, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kroy

love the illustrations. you back in montreal? thought you got a porsche now.

my Porsche is in Beirut, back in Montreal for xmas and then back to beirut for NYE. I have my 4S in Beirut where I can actually use and abuse the speed

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Originally Posted by abisson

Mtl.?

yup, it happened on Peel

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Without the pics story would of put me to sleep, but LOL at the pics

lol, I know, the story wasn't awesome or anything, but when he yelled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" the comic strip just flew into my mind and I started laughing so I came and did it..
they surprisingly don't take that much time to make when you have the face templates

12-21-2010, 10:32 PM	#1
Comet Troll Harder 395 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	Real You Mad Bro / FUUUU story so this seriously happened to me like 20mins ago I got into my car that was in the last parking spot on the street and I turn on the car and start to back up, and for some reason there are people walking in the street instead of being on the side walk, and from my rear/side view mirror they were SUPER far from me and my sensor didn't even pick them up. so the guy starts yelling and shouting so I'm like "what happened man?" he's like "you almost ran her over!!!" so I'm like "uhh... it is called a side walk, learn to use it" and he litterarly was all like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!" and I drove off so in Figure A, this is where they were and by the time I started to pull off forward she was in my backing up area, so the sensor didn't pick it up because I was in 1st. (Figure B) and she was walking on the street instead of the HUGE sidewalk. now for the funny (yet accurate) version: __________________
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12-21-2010, 10:34 PM	#2
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12-21-2010, 10:48 PM	#3
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Comet Troll Harder 395 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	she was totally walking in my blind spot, I never even saw the girl, even after I was talking to him and teaching him about the proper use of pedestrian walkways. I think his gf might have been totally imaginary come to think of it. She was never in my rear view mirror or anything at any point when he said "come back here!!" I was going to get down from the car and strike fear into his pathetic 4 eyed skinny heart, but then he was like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" super loud and I just started laughing and figured "just drive off, bro was trolled and is mad, mission accomplished" __________________
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12-22-2010, 12:10 AM	#11
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 743 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Without the pics story would of put me to sleep, but LOL at the pics __________________
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12-22-2010, 10:19 AM	#19
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12-22-2010, 11:46 AM	#20
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12-22-2010, 11:57 AM	#21
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