Holy crap, my M3 got bled

HyperM3 · 07-17-2007, 07:43 AM

So I took my M3 out of the garage for a date on Saturday because I had just washed the 335 in anticipation of a GTG on Sunday.

Anyway, I rarely take the M3 out as its not the best date car considering how loud and raw and stiff it is. Regardless, most girls seem to gush over it and love to have me take them for a ride in it.

So halfway through the date, the girl asks me where my 335 is. I explain to her that its home and I didnt want to get it buggy before the GTG, plus (jokingly) this is my get laid car.

Then she quips back, "you would have had better luck with the 335".

I slumped in my seat and asked why.

She responded "Come one, girls like the newest and shiniest".

I was aghast, I said "This is a classic and its got hardly any miles on it. You really dont like this?"

She said it was alright but its 10 yrs old so it does nothing for her.

I had no idea how to respond and she wasnt even a high maintenance type of girl.

Zephyr15 · 07-17-2007, 08:00 AM

Is this the sporty chick with the broken arm?

HyperM3 · 07-17-2007, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Zephyr15

Is this the sporty chick with the broken arm?

Haha no, she was a few weeks ago. She never made it to my car.

FrankoQ · 07-17-2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Haha no, she was a few weeks ago. She never made it to my car.

Guess next time, you need to factor in the victim's knowledge of cars.
before you decide which Bimmer to bring.

Rewted · 07-17-2007, 08:19 AM

Most likely had nothing to do with the M3, more so your lame "joke" about getting laid.

pato610 · 07-17-2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by tyrewt

Most likely had nothing to do with the M3, more so your lame "joke" about getting laid.

LOL

Zephyr15 · 07-17-2007, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Haha no, she was a few weeks ago. She never made it to my car.

That bad huh?

Anyway, what else can you say but different strokes for different folks? At least she had a sense of humor about it.

bavarian19 · 07-17-2007, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by tyrewt

Most likely had nothing to do with the M3, more so your lame "joke" about getting laid.

tdc · 07-17-2007, 09:26 AM

She sounds like a straight up GD.

MoreCowbell · 07-17-2007, 09:39 AM

IQ-Man · 07-17-2007, 09:59 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ward · 07-17-2007, 10:34 AM

I've had girls tell me they like my E90 more than my Z4
even though the E90 is pretty much a stripper and the Z4 is pretty much loaded

some girls are stupid!

IQ-Man · 07-17-2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ward

I've had girls tell me they like my E90 more than my Z4
even though the E90 is pretty much a stripper and the Z4 is pretty much loaded

some girls are stupid!

not stupid, but dangerous. what you think why they liked the e90 more? cause there's space for children!!

noktekniq · 07-17-2007, 10:49 AM

somebody just got owned!

ward · 07-17-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by IQ-Man

not stupid, but dangerous. what you think why they liked the e90 more? cause there's space for children!!

hot damn!! I didn't think of it that way...

they're so much smarter it's scary!!

uhaulball · 07-17-2007, 10:56 AM

shouldve taken out the ducati and let the rumbing and vibrations between her leg do the flirting for you.

JOYRIIDE1113 · 07-17-2007, 11:03 AM

:rocks::rocks::rocks:

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Originally Posted by uhaulball

shouldve taken out the ducati and let the rumbing and vibrations between her leg do the flirting for you.

:rocks::rocks::rocks:

A418t81 · 07-17-2007, 11:13 AM

Sounds like the kind of girl you use, abuse, and kick to the curb.

HyperM3 · 07-17-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by uhaulball

shouldve taken out the ducati and let the rumbing and vibrations between her leg do the flirting for you.

Oddly enough, thats how she found me. She commented on my bike on Myspace. It was all downhill from there.

Rewted · 07-17-2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Oddly enough, thats how she found me. She commented on my bike on Myspace. It was all downhill from there.

Now this explains it all! You two are meant for one another.... just send her a dozen glittering rose emotions on MySpace and make up!

MoreCowbell · 07-17-2007, 12:43 PM

Just Post A Damn Picture Of This Skank Already!!!

retrodrive · 07-17-2007, 12:57 PM

After a comment like that you kick her out of the car in the middle of empty freeway and go do one of your booty calls. Screw that gold digger.

Happened to me once and I took my revenge to the next level...but thats a different story for another day...

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HyperM3 Too many Alex's, from now on, call me Beaufort 342 Rep 6,188 Posts Drives: See Sig Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lawrenceville, NJ iTrader: (8)	Holy crap, my M3 got bled So I took my M3 out of the garage for a date on Saturday because I had just washed the 335 in anticipation of a GTG on Sunday. Anyway, I rarely take the M3 out as its not the best date car considering how loud and raw and stiff it is. Regardless, most girls seem to gush over it and love to have me take them for a ride in it. So halfway through the date, the girl asks me where my 335 is. I explain to her that its home and I didnt want to get it buggy before the GTG, plus (jokingly) this is my get laid car. Then she quips back, "you would have had better luck with the 335". I slumped in my seat and asked why. She responded "Come one, girls like the newest and shiniest". I was aghast, I said "This is a classic and its got hardly any miles on it. You really dont like this?" She said it was alright but its 10 yrs old so it does nothing for her. I had no idea how to respond and she wasnt even a high maintenance type of girl. __________________ 13 HD FatBob 17 A4 Glacier/Black 1st Edition/Pre+/Sport/EurocodeTMD/Racechip 16 S6 (gone),14 S6 (gone),14 S6 (gone),13 S6 (gone),10 S4 (gone) 07 335i(gone)
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ward Major General 155 Rep 6,158 Posts Drives: F Join Date: May 2005 Location: T iTrader: (0)	I've had girls tell me they like my E90 more than my Z4 even though the E90 is pretty much a stripper and the Z4 is pretty much loaded some girls are stupid!
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