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      07-13-2015, 07:50 AM   #1
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So which one of you parked like this?



Via reddit: Apparently someone stopped to get coffee, parked like this, and put out cones with labels matching their license plate. This just contributes to the "BMW drivers are douches" stereotype.
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      07-13-2015, 08:01 AM   #2
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Wow. That person is asking to get keyed.
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      07-13-2015, 08:13 AM   #3
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i see no issues... this is funny
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      07-13-2015, 08:20 AM   #4
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i see no issues... this is funny
diddo nice to see people care about their cars
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      07-13-2015, 08:27 AM   #5
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reminder .... get 2 cones and put in trunk for parking
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      07-13-2015, 08:47 AM   #6
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Sunroof.. that explains it.

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      07-13-2015, 09:03 AM   #7
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I have two reactions:
1. This is supremely douchey.
2. Why didn’t I think of this first.
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      07-13-2015, 09:08 AM   #8
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Why isn't his roof carbon fiber?
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Why isn't his roof carbon fiber?
Because he doesn't live his life a 1/4 mile at a time
(I have CF btw )
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If I had a Hummer, I'd ram him up right next to that concrete pillar. And move the cones too, of course.

Man, those rims are real dirty...
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      07-13-2015, 09:56 AM   #11
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I mean I wouldn't touch anyone's car...but I wouldn't feel bad if he got ticketed, towed, or someone trapped him in that spot.
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      07-13-2015, 10:13 AM   #12
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I would just put both cones gently onto his moon roof. If it was CF I wouldn't dream of such a move.
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      07-13-2015, 10:40 AM   #13
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What's wrong with parking like that?? j/k

My buddy did this to me at work b/c I obviously park away from everyone
(I just shared these pics in another Thread)
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LOL, maybe he owns the restaurant? Or the establishment he's parked in front of?
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      07-13-2015, 11:16 AM   #15
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Lol
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      07-13-2015, 11:22 AM   #16
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What's wrong with parking like that?? j/k

My buddy did this to me at work b/c I obviously park away from everyone
(I just shared these pics in another Thread)
reminder .... forget 2 cones, need 4 cones for parking
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      07-13-2015, 11:29 AM   #17
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Is that a legal parking space ?
Does the cones intrude into another space or block a walk way?
If not he isn't bothering anybody
Just protecting his property and although I don't agree and wouldn't do this as I'm too lazy
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What's wrong with parking like that?? j/k

My buddy did this to me at work b/c I obviously park away from everyone
(I just shared these pics in another Thread)
Now that's pretty hilarious. I'd punk you like that

The difference is, you're in an actual parking spot.
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      07-13-2015, 01:33 PM   #19
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What's wrong with parking like that?? j/k

My buddy did this to me at work b/c I obviously park away from everyone
(I just shared these pics in another Thread)
I caught my kid explaining in English to her friend's mother that she shouldn't park near me. "mom is afraid of you minivan drivers and she gets mad if you park next to her. She's almost normal in everything else though"
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      07-13-2015, 02:12 PM   #20
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Depends on where you are from I guess. If it's his shop, that's one thing, otherwise, that's just asking for your car to get vandalized.
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Those cones... That's pretty awesome.

Has the front plate on... Probably wouldn't wave back to fellow M drivers.
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